e-mail to Marie-Ange

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to: [Colbert, Marie-Ange]
from: [Kane, Garrison}

I see you're back in town from whatever mysterious whatsit you were on.

Let us celebrate said whatsit and the successful whosums that you certainly didn't do under the cover of Pete Wisdom's normal day at work by letting me take you out again. See, I learned that in case of failure, snagging a lame ass excuse on top of the date itself improves your percentages handily.

There's some new chophouse around the corner from your office. Meet you at work, go and savagely bring down a large bovine?

Kane

Memo: sign up for 'how to ask women on dates' lecture series.

Comments

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To: (Kane, Garrison)
From: (Colbert, Marie-Ange)

Now that I have recovered from what, even for me, is fairly terrible jet lag.

You are so funny. I would love to go out. Would Thursday be okay? I am out of my office all day tommorow. I do have a meeting with some terrible red-tape obsessed bureaucrat at three on Thursday, so could we make it a lunch date? Otherwise if I am late you may have to be at the offices and our receptionist is incorrigable.

I approve of savage bovine downing. I am not sure if that means the bovine is savage or the downing is. And obviously I need more sleep.

Marie-Ange

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I can work with that. Flexibility, you know. Plus, it looks like most of the teachers are actually working here, so I can concentrate on some of my FBI stuff.

Did you know that if you try and pronounce 'FBI' as a word, you sound like you're making the crazy noise?

I will make reservations (I know, I have many reservations. All of them include being stuck in foriegn prisons that seem to be nothing but showers) and we shall eat of the beef. I wonder if I can find one that does proper Alberta steaks?

--Kane

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Flexibility is a good thing. But not the kind where you can put your feet behind your neck. That is a creepy kind. I always wonder why those people decided to learn to do that.

I did not before but I do now.

... are you sure you do not have mad cow disease?

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I've been eating Alberta beef for years and I've never experienced any signs ofWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! strangeness at a-WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! BIG DOGS! BIG DOGS LANDING ON MY FACE!!!!

I can't put my feet behind my head. Muscles get in the way. I think I could likely bite my toenails, but there is no good way to explain it if you're caught halfway through. "Um, hi. What do you know about auto-fellatio?"

Besides, I'm a people person. I need to get other people to do those sorts of things for me.