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To: [The Lucky One]
From: [The Bitey One, Now Only In The Recreational Capacity]
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It occurred to me between bouts of astoundingly repetitive stock footage on CNN that the Winter Ball is in a mere six days. I suppose socialization should be attempted, no?

I must say, at present I do not feel compelled to attend as anything but stag. And by this I mean "cannot be bothered." Even now I hear the gentle thuds as the female population of the school swoons at the tragic loss. This works out rather nicely as fully half the dating pool happens to be attending to a natural disaster.

(Not that I speak as one who has any sort of medical training whatseoever, but it would be rather nice to have the option of an international flight. Alas, so contest the legion of abnormally attractive redheads dwelling below. Or at least that is the excuse I shall be tendering my darling mother.)

Date: 2006-12-18 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
to: [The smarm, it burns]
from: [at least immune to it by now]

...You know, you would think I would be more-up-to-date on the dances this school throws. Last year with prom I had the excuse of tendering to that psychotic fuck's sick idea of benevolence, with Winter Ball I got nuthin'.

No offense, but I think I'll just go in a group of girls. Those of us who are the fairer sex have our options sadly limited around here. Unless Mondo asks me. At that point I'll use you as cover.

And while I do have suitable training to be with the fellow studentage in Hawaii, there's that unfortunate thing with me and blood. Not that there seems to be massive ammounts of bleeding going on, you just never know.

I also got a call from the pater familias, checking to see that I was definitely coming for Christmas. He hinted that the entire clan would be in attentance. It's too suspicious to get the flu the day before I have to go, right?

Date: 2006-12-18 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
to: [Like anything can dent that ego of yours]
from: [Like I love having a head cold]

If questioned why were are not atattched at the hip, I claim that ours is an open relationship full of understanding. That and I need a break. So much smarm is bad for my health. As for the sex, remember the part where that will happen this side of never? All part of being the gay friend.

Yes, you should ask for a reprieve on the thrilling medical adentures for Christmas. Or...whatever the hell religion you are.

I don't think faking an illness will get me out of this one. This is Family. And unfortunately I don't have the excuse of a funeral and I can't spend the whole think drunk either. Hooray. Are the accursed begetters dragging you to the other side of the equator for the holidays?

Date: 2006-12-18 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
to: [yeah, I give up]
from: [if I have to find wavelength frequncy one more time tonight I will cry]

Hm. Well, on the one hand yes, please, by all means.

On the other, you are the boy who kidnapped me for two months by accident. The accident part hasn't really quite flown with my father. I have mentioned the fact that we've overcome our differences, but I'm not sure if he's overcome his.

And then there is the other factor of...do you REALLY want to meet my family?

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