Email to Kyle

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to: The Hairy One
From: The Small One (by comparison!)

Dude, okay, I know what went down at the rally was not fun. You faced down ...what is his name? Sabertooth? I would personally be doing a dance of "I was not gutted like a fish."

But this is way too emo, even for you. What is up?

Comments

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To: (Julio)
From: (Kyle)

I dunno. He was like all Darth Obi Wan at me with the "Watch and Learn" and it kinda gave me a wiggins, I guess. Also, you know, I didn't get dead-ed, and that takes a lot out of a guy.

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to: Kyle
From: Julio

What? Because you two have similar mutations? So do you and Logan, and if you watched and learned from what he did, you will not be thrown through the gym doors by Crystal.

Yes, yes I know about almost dying. Lorna made fresh bread for you. I hid it from Darth Vader in the room. If you haven't found it yet.

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To: (Julio)
From: (Kyle)

Yeah, well, Crystal doesn't like me anyway so who knows. But Sabretooth was like, different about it. Like... I dunno, like he knew or something. And I've got kind of the same mutation as Logan but different. He doesn't have the ears or teeth or stuff. I just don't like being this much like that guy or whatever.

I smelled the bread but I wasn't sure whose it was. Yay bread.

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to: Kyle
from: Julio

You just need to give Crystal a chance. She has started to kick my ass at Smash Brothers.

As for Sabretooth, dude, you may be like him, but you are not him. You are not even closely related to him. You do not have any ideas about following buckethead.

(Because if you did, I would personally beat the hell out of you)

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To: (Julio)
From: (Kyle)

I just get the impression she hates all of us or something. I dunno. She never says, so if I'm doing something to honk her off, I can't tell!

Yeah, I guess. I wonder where his bucketheaded ness -was- when tall hairy and psycho was off trying to kill politicians...

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to: Kyle
from: Julio

Crystal is a girl. Girls are themselves mysterious. They never tell you what they are really thinking or what they really want from you. Unless they are Angel. Which is why I like her so much.

Oh, let us hope Buckethead is somewhere in the southern hemisphere. Like Anarctica. With the penguins. And they have eaten him.

Again, do not worry about being like Tall, Hairy and Psycho. Your genes do not give you your personality.