Email to Nathan
Jan. 18th, 2007 04:10 pmTo: Dayspring, Nathan
From: Mantega-Barret, Sofia
Subject: Mathematics
Dear Nathan,
I would suggest you find an alternate source of schooling for your daughter. It seems that, come home from my excellent vacation and with thorough investigation, Xavier's is teaching that Russia plus January plus river equals genius idea.
Concerned for the planet's future,
SMB
Postscript: How are you supposed to admire my tan now?
From: Mantega-Barret, Sofia
Subject: Mathematics
Dear Nathan,
I would suggest you find an alternate source of schooling for your daughter. It seems that, come home from my excellent vacation and with thorough investigation, Xavier's is teaching that Russia plus January plus river equals genius idea.
Concerned for the planet's future,
SMB
Postscript: How are you supposed to admire my tan now?
Reply
Date: 2007-01-18 10:37 pm (UTC)From: [Nathan]
Subject: mock not my math skills...
For they are mighty, at least when I have a calculator to hand... wait, you were speaking metaphorically. Whoops! I'm not a subtle man, what can I say.
And give me a little credit - I'm fully aware of the fact that the Moskva in January isn't for swimming. It wasn't precisely voluntary.
-N
PS: I'd suggest a picture? They have these digital cameras these days, really nifty things.
Reply
Date: 2007-01-19 02:15 am (UTC)Oh, not voluntary. That makes it all better then.
SMB
Postscript: Electronic devices and myself tend not to get along. It's a miracle this computer is not bursting into flames right now.
Reply
Date: 2007-01-19 02:25 am (UTC)And hell yes, it makes it better. If I'd voluntarily gone swimming in the damned river that would have made me stupid. Right?
-N
PS: Nuts. Well, then, we'll have to agree I owe you double the compliments the next time we have lunch. Maybe on your shoes?