To: [Zippo the Flaming Pinhead] From: [Fought a God and Won]
Well, if you just scorched the carpet, I can rip it up and patch it. If you torched down to the floorboards, you're gonna need to find a new room for a few days because that means tearing the whole damn thing up and replacing it.
I'll get some roach traps up there, but don't go leaving half-finished pizzas under the bed or nothing.
To: [Candelabra Lad] From: [Has Had More Women Than You Have Chest Hairs] Subject: Payment
You ain't going to get billed for repairs, nope. Accidents happen. Let me clarify that - accidents happen once. The next time, you volunteer yourself for learning how to do repair work.
Re: Reply
Date: 2007-04-30 04:36 pm (UTC)From: [Fought a God and Won]
Well, if you just scorched the carpet, I can rip it up and patch it. If you torched down to the floorboards, you're gonna need to find a new room for a few days because that means tearing the whole damn thing up and replacing it.
I'll get some roach traps up there, but don't go leaving half-finished pizzas under the bed or nothing.
Re: Reply
Date: 2007-04-30 04:56 pm (UTC)From: [The Big Kahuna]
Subject: [Maintenance Issues]
The repairs -- they're covered under some form of an insurance plan though, right? One that's got nothing to do with me?
Re: Reply
Date: 2007-04-30 04:59 pm (UTC)From: [Has Had More Women Than You Have Chest Hairs]
Subject: Payment
You ain't going to get billed for repairs, nope. Accidents happen. Let me clarify that - accidents happen once. The next time, you volunteer yourself for learning how to do repair work.
Re: Reply
Date: 2007-04-30 05:15 pm (UTC)From: [God's Friggin' Gift to Humanity]
Subject: Right On, Thanks
Damages
1. Bathtub (Bathroom)
2. Carpet(s) (Living Room)
3. Floorboard(s) (Living Room)
4. Window Frame(s) (Living Room)
Reasoning
1. Roaches
2. Roaches
3. Roaches
4. Roaches