Email to Kyle, Jennie

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To: [At least this time still of a decent bodyweight], [No worries about the canine-associated nicknames for the foreseeable future]
From: [Apparently brooding too noticeably]
Subject: We are going out

Has either of you recently received a visit from Forge indicating a heretofore unremembered conversation where they agreed to go to a county faire?

I am sure you do, as I have been informed you are both part of the small group that shall be in attendance.

Comments

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To: [I am too freakin' tired to come up with good names], [For either of you]
From: [Me. Plain, not crunchy or Vitamin C added]
Subject: We are.

No Forge -yet-, but that doesn't mean anything really. I got the sad face from Angel. Who thinks that kind of thing works on me. Really. I mean, as IF.

... Except that I totally told her sure, because I suck so much.

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to: [Properly assertive again] [Newfound respect for the twitchy]
from: [Only kinda underweight instead of severely]
subj: re: We Are Going Out

Oh God, no, I got Angel and her puppy eyes. "You'll love it! I've missed you and I want you to have some fun. Pleeeeeease?"

I could not say no. I don't think souless creatures from the depths of hell can say no to Angel and her puppy eyes.

We are going to a fair tomorrow. I'm trying to contain my joy. But it is for Angel. For her, I shall force myself to walk out the front door.

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To: [That one] [That other one]
From: [It's too bloody late for cleverness]

So both of you received the full force of Angel's charming wiles whilst I was manipulated by Forge's . . . qualities of intense Forgeness. Either this was some sort of elaborate pincer attack, coordinated for simultaneous assault whilst all parties were separate and defenseless, or I was not thought to be a particularly hard sell.

Or, you know, we are judged just that desperately in need of help.

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To: [You], [Not Me]
From: [Myself]

I think all three. I just got a drive by Forging as well. It was weird.

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to: [That guy] [the other guy]
from: [The girl who can't help it]

Just got Forge. I opened the door, saw him, and said yes before he could say anything. It's too late to argue.

We're not THAT bad, seriously.