Email to Laurie, Kyle, Julio
Aug. 27th, 2007 09:33 amTo: [Collins, L.], [Gibney, K.], [Richter, J.]
From: [Marko, C.]
Subject: Broken vase
Consider this a pop quiz, and you only get one shot at the answer. It's okay, there's only one question, and this will cover 100% of your grade in Not Being Punted Into Orbit this semester:
1) The vase on the third floor landing was broken by:
a - an invisible student
b - Alex's dog
c - someone being an idiot and running around like a damn fool when they were specifically told not to be an idiot and run around like a damn fool.
Support your answer with a descriptive paragraph.
Papers are due by this afternoon.
~CM.
From: [Marko, C.]
Subject: Broken vase
Consider this a pop quiz, and you only get one shot at the answer. It's okay, there's only one question, and this will cover 100% of your grade in Not Being Punted Into Orbit this semester:
1) The vase on the third floor landing was broken by:
a - an invisible student
b - Alex's dog
c - someone being an idiot and running around like a damn fool when they were specifically told not to be an idiot and run around like a damn fool.
Support your answer with a descriptive paragraph.
Papers are due by this afternoon.
~CM.
Subject: B!
Date: 2007-08-28 08:18 am (UTC)From: [Laurie]
Subject: The invisible student was a joke.
Mr Marko,
It was B. I just didn't want Alex's dog to get in trouble, and I'm sure we can repair the vase so it's good as new.
~L.