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To: [Cable Guy]
From: [Allerdyce, John]
Subject: Cough syrup addict.

I need an extra day off from work tomorrow. I'm partially deaf thanks to Xavier's own blonde bombshell and that stupid horse riding cop. Also, according to my self diagnosis (courtesy of http://www.flufacts.com/symptoms/haveflu.aspx) I'm coming down with the flu.

Current Mood: grumpy

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From:

x-cable.livejournal.com

Maybe it's the near-sunstroke, but you lost me. Which blonde bombshell? And what did Kane have to do with giving you the flu?

N

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x-pyromania.livejournal.com

Well, here's hoping you got yourself a tan--Jesus fucking Christ on a stick.

Here's why I'm partially deaf. A lil' recap just for you.

Kane. Promises of alcohol. Prevent world war 3. Afghanistan. Suicidal mutants. Canadian on a horse. Tabitha. Bombs. The big bang.

As for the flu, I have no friggin' idea.

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x-cable.livejournal.com

Wait, what? Kane took you and Tabitha to Afghanistan to prevent world war three? ... I said that aloud and it still sounds odd.

You're not feverish, aren't you? I ought to sic Rahne on you...

N

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x-pyromania.livejournal.com

Yeah, yeah, he took Sooraya too. :D It was good fun. Must do it again sometime. I suppose we also got a pretty good tan. Guess we can make comparisons once you're back.

I could do without the rabies, thanks.

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x-cable.livejournal.com

... did he, now.

N

From:

x-pyromania.livejournal.com

You can come back and extract the details out of me using your idiopathic... wait. ...telepathic powers. See the mountie!

Important to note: if I die, I'd like a cremation. do not attempt to scatter my ashes anywhere. thanks.

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x-cable.livejournal.com

I think I'll just call my wife, thank you.

And if you're feeling that sick, for fuck's sake go to the infirmary. Neither Jean nor Amelia bites, and while they can't cure the flu, they can make sure it's the flu. Which would be good, given that you've apparently been running around where you could have been exposed to less familiar bugs.

N

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x-pyromania.livejournal.com

There's no way I'm going to the infirmary for a common flu. I don't need a genius to diagnose this shit. It is the flu. I have a fever of 100 and four point something to prove it. Apparently, I need sleep.

I'm assuming this means I get the day off tomorrow. I'll see you at the boat place office thing on the day after I get my day off which is tomorrow's tomorrow.