Texts to various

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

To: Garrison

did yo now if yoiu ask harry nice, he'l;l hide evertyhinh blue in the bar? no bnlue. hate blue. oh yeah, no wories...myystique's not my mom. she's mi dad.

To: Logan

i now get to claim biggst daddy issues in teh manshin. gues who? hint: blu and shifty.

To: Kurt

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooother. we shuld have lunich.

To: Amanda, Angelo

rumors wrong. not mom. daqd.

To: Haller

strtin new club. called dady issues. join?

Comments

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Huh...?

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

thas what i siad. jean xplned in dr talk.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Not a title you should really want.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

nope. just want my boys...jack and jim. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Jose. He gets pissy when you leave him out.

Want a drinking buddy?

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

jose is mean. don't lik him.

myu alcohol. u can watch.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Buy my own damned alcohol. But Jose loves you. Makes you do silly things in clubs.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

To: [Marie]
From: [Jim]

. . . okay. What happened?

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

tink blue

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Wait, you mean Mystique really is your mother?

. . . Please tell me Magneto's not the father.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

don be silly. mystiques not my mom. mags isn't my dad. mysi is my dad. another shot or to and it starts makin sense

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

. . .

Okay. I can tell this is a conversation I'm going to have to have with you when sober.

Since it's 4pm on a school day I'm guessing you're not here. Have you called Garrison or someone to come pick you up already, or do you want me to come and get you?

That's my way of saying I think someone should.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

garry n logn comin. no worries, im fine! i culd fly hom, but harry said no.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Good. Let's trust Harry.

I think I'm going to talk to Jean just to make sure that the new student is not coincidentally released from the Medlab just as you're being carried inside.

Reply to Marie

[xp_daytripper]

The fuck? I'd ask you to explain, but I have a feeling you're beyond that by now. Stupid meetings. I'll be by tomorrow sometime, probably driving a truckload of aspirin.

A.