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[xp_daytripper]

To: [cat with the cream]
From: [cat with curiosity]

Subject: You're holding out on me

You only ever look as pleased with yourself as you are right now when you've gotten some. Did you go out last night and pick up?

A.

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[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

To: [kills kittens]
From: [makes god kill kittens]

Last night was a work night. I know better than to go out. I came straight home after coming back from Xavier's.

-Mark

[xp_daytripper]

To: [finally succumbed to the crazy]
From: [so giving you hell]

And just how did you manage to get back, hmm?

Just tell me it wasn't Betsy's boyfriend on one of his crazy tears - blood's a bitch to get out of the carpet.

A.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

To: [turnabout is fair play]
From: [finally?]

Oh, you know, good luck. A resident just happened to want to run some errands in Manhattan that ze didn't want to wait until today to, and I just happen to live in Manhattan.

Do you really think I'd invite that crazy fucker to my apartment? The part who likes me is, like, 16 and statutory isn't my thing. And I'd never even think about tempting Betsy's wrath. You wouldn't have to clean out blood so much as pick up pieces of eyeball. I'd sooner tempt Ororo and face Remy.

...Remy's probably reading this, isn't he? It's a joke! I swear I'd never try. It's just in comparison, Betsy is a bit scarier.

-Mark

[xp_daytripper]

To: [holding out]
From: [dying here]

A 'resident', huh? Wait, someone who earns the wacky pronoun, which narrows it down to... actually, I have no bloody clue. They have a 'ze' at the mansion?

I was pulling your leg - not even you're that insane. Although I am wondering now after the Ororo crack... *waves to Remy*

A.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

To: [anxiety]
From: [amusement]

I don't know anyone who uses it (except when they'd all decided to go trans for a week), but I did just to be ambiguous ;)

Go take a look at the blogs and see if you can't guess.

-Mark

[xp_daytripper]

To: [tease]
From: [boggled]

Who the hell is Esteban?

A.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

To: [teased]
From: [boggler]

The esteemed Professor Dr. Amahl Farouk's personal assistant. I want to know where the hell I can get a personal assistant like him.

-Mark

[xp_daytripper]

To: [smug]
From: [amused]

And here I was thinking you were poaching. ;) Farouk... I think I met him once. All right bloke, until I mentioned magic and he couldn't get out of the conversation fast enough. Hopefully his assistant is less of a git.

So, is it true love? Or true lust, at least? *grins*

A.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

To: [gets some consistently]
From: [wants some consistently]

Esteban is a sweet guy. I don't know. Doesn't seem to me like it'll be much, and he didn't seem to be keen on doing anything more than casual, either. Which is fine, really, because I don't think we'd work in the end. Plus, Farouk wouldn't be happy if I stole his man from him.

-Mark