Email to Doug

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

To: (Sleepyhead)
From: (Up all night)
Subject: Are you awake?

Are you awake? Email or call when you are awake, please.

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [insomniac]
From: [can't I sleep a little more?]

Blarg. Tired. What's up?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

To: (you can sleep here)
From: (miss you)

You could sleep here. Or not sleep but you could come over here anyway.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [miss you too]
From: [still sleepy]

Mhm. Not sleep, huh?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

to: (So you should come over)
From: (no sleep for you)

We could sleep later. Do I need to spell it out for you?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [insistent]
From: [let me just get my shoes]

Hm. Maybe not. :)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

to: (Clever boy)
From: (Very)

You are very wise and clever.

Sofia says I have to take a vacation.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [insistent]
From: [persistent and methodical]

One does one's best.

Vacation, huh? Is there anyplace you'd like to go?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

to: [why am I emailing you?]
from: [You are in my kitchen making waffles]

I have no idea where I would like to go. Somewhere warm. Where is it warm?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [because you're not in the kitchen with me?]
From: [multitasking]

California? We could go to Disneyland.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

to: [The kitchen is cold.]
from: [can't find her socks]

I just got back from 1950's American and you want to go to Disneyland? Can I make fun of it? The idea of making fun of it appeals to me.

Is that the one with the purple dragon, or is that the one in Floridia?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [sockless]
From: [has waffles]

You can absolutely make fun of it. That was sort of where I was headed with things.

I think that's the one in Florida at Epcot. Figment.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

to: [silly]
from: [wants a waffle!]

Can I try to get myself thrown out by drawing pictures of Belle and The Beast?

Oh, darn. I wanted to see if Kitty and Jamie have confused Lockheed quite thoroughly yet.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [come and get 'em]
From: [enabling your silly]

If that's what you really want, sure.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

to: [I only love you for your waffles]
from: [except not that at all.]

You cannot tell me that you have not ever wondered about that. Donald Duck has no pants. It must mean something.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [love you too]
From: [my waffles bring all the girls to the yard]

I can safely say that I have never wondered about that.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

to: [do they now?]
from: [Mmm. This is a good waffle]

I like that your blackberry makes different noises depending on who emails you.

You have never wondered if the Disney characters have sex? Not at all? Not ever?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [they brought you, didn't they?]
From: [waffle monster OM NOM NOM NOM]

Never have I ever wondered if Disney characters have sex.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

To: [Waffle... monster?]
From: [We are in MY kitchen, not your yard]

Never have you ever?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [it's a metaphorical yard]
From: [like cookie monster, only with waffles]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_have_i_ever