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To: Morlocke, Sarah; Drake, Bobby; D'Ancato, Marie; Sefton, Amanda; Doe, Jane; Ramsey, Doug
From: Shaw, Shinobi
Subject: An intervention.

Cheers.

You're recieving this because someone - several someones - are in desperate need of our help. If this is in your in-box, you know them, and chances are that if you know them, you know exactly why this is being sent out.

Paige, Angelo and Jono need a freaking clue-by-four. I don't know about you guys, but they've been driving me absofrigginlutely insane with their inability to see what they've got and just enjoy it. Amanda, Marie and I have already done a little bit of talking on this subject, and the general concensus was that we need to have an intervention and wake them up, make them stop moping about like their puppy just died, when they've got something good right under their thrice-damned noses. (Jane, I don't know if anybody has gone into the subject with you yet, but Amanda can bring you up to speed on what I'm babbling about - as Paige's roomie, you're in prime position to help us out.)

We need to plan, people. What to say, when to say it, which of them - if not all at once - to say it to.

Suggestions?

-Shinobi

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Paige is the most stubborn girl in the world, luv. She's a hard girl to convince. If I can't get her to stop bottling, I think we'll need to make the arguement more convincing. Maybe draw up some graphs or something. Graphs make everything sound more legitimate.

The back-up, I think, would be helpful. You know Paige and Angelo better than I do.

-S.

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I suppose a good, swift beating is NOT going to work here. I mean, I have resources on polyamory that I can find online but I really don't see anything more convincing than "if it works, sit down and shut up".

I vote for getting them in one general location, then hauling Skin and Jono off for something and getting Paige on the topic. Worst case, we drag the boys back and sit their butts down and tell them to work it out.

This whole idea that this should be any kind of big deal is beyond silly. Who cares how many people are involved as long as they all love each other? Especially for people like us... I mean, we're already breaking the laws of physics, why the hell should we listen to the relationship models of dead white men with a fixation on vicarious immortality and passing their hard-stolen money onto their spermlings? Really. Sheesh.

I'll be there.

Em

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Agreed, again. Love is love, regardless of the numbers involved. The mind works to complicate things - not the heart. (God, that was corny.)

Angelo and Jono seem to be getting along just fine lately, so I have no bloody idea what's taking the three of them so long. Maybe there's more going on that I'm not aware of, but if they keep on bottling, nothing will ever change.

Now, to make up for that corny line up top, I think I'm going to go to the gym and hit things until I feel like a proper man again.

-S.