Email to Terry, Forge, Kyle, Jennie, Marius

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

[To]The hopeless
[From] Wings
[Subject] Valentine's Day

Please tell me you have plans. Ororo gave me an awesome plant for Kevin. I reckon you should go see her if you're idealess. And if you do have plans, aside from Terry, curious minds want to KNOW because I'm always the last to find out anything. And it sucks.

-Jay

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

to: [Birdboy] [others]
from: [Ze newest X-Man]
subj: wtf

Tomorrow's Valentines day? Huh.

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

To: [Ah yes, the X-Man] [Et Al]
From: [It had been a whole five minutes since I'd last been reminded]

Indeed it is. Whilst not relevant to my own social calendar, it has been a bit difficult to miss. Although perhaps my awareness is simply a consequence of Kyle's mounting panic.

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

to: [suffer] [meine comrades]
from: [totally not wearing a bikini as a uniform so stop asking]

Sorry, have been eated by the Spring Dance Show. Two of the girls in it have missed rehersal today. I wouldn't care, but any time one of us is late or a no-show we all have to stay after and do poses.

Also, boys? You realize a lot of this panic could have been avoided by asking the person with the two X chromosomes, correct?

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[the pained][& the suffering?]
From:[the romantic]
Subject: ready

This XY has his plans all laid out.

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

to: [Superchicken] [The Zoo Crew]
from: [The lady who's not a tramp]

Bully for you. I could go find a date for tomorrow, but the stench of desperation is a turn off.

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[i hate you][all of you]
From:[wings]

I would say you could join us but the constellations of threesomes is not in the stars.

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

to: [no sense of fun] [people]
from: [seriously now]

Aw, hon, no offense, but that is a sandwich I want no part of. You're gay and Kevvy gets an aneurysm anytime I breathe near him. Makes for an unfun time.

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[serious][groupies]
From:[ah I like that, groupies]

He has good reason, I'd reckon.

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

to: [pent up?] [the auidence]
from: [suffer baby]

Yes. Yes he does.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Wait, wait, X-MAN? When did that happen? How did I miss that?]
From: [Still Beast Boy]
CC: [Robot Boy, Chupathingy, Chicken Boo]

It's hard to strategerize when you're freaking out in the middle of the city. Also eating chili dogs.

But just to get another, like, opinion - flowers that are OMG totally Clarice - purple and a lot of other colors, and making her ... uh, whatever she wants to eat within reason, because a) I don't do chocolate and b) If the docs tell her no, I'm not making it for her no matter what. And balloons. Because they're pretty hilarious balloons.

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

to: [Check the team comm, doofus] [everyone else]
from: [still thinking of a non heinous codename]

It's called a cellphone puppy. Learn to use it.

If she does 'port you to Abu Dhabi, I get to say I told yous o.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Just did!]
CC: [All]
From: [Okay, I suck.]

I did! I was just like, not thinking and then we got answers, so I didn't need to.

What? Do you think it sucks? I thought it was a good idea. I mean, Clarice is sick and so she can't make food for herself and I always heard that cooking for people is a nice thing to do, and we haven't been dating that long so I don't want to go all crazy with the like, omg-romance and she likes funny stuff and bright colors!

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

to: [So do] [rest o you]
from: [seriously haven't even gloated that much, what gives?]

Tsk.

Well, the proof is in the pudding, shall we say.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Not Jackpot Anymore]
From: [Dead? Not Dead? I DON'T KNOW]
CC: [The Rest]

Seriously, does it suck? I thought she'd like it? What did I do wrong? What's wrong with it? It's not some freaky insult thing that I didn't know about, is it?

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

to: [fun to watch you squirm] [et al]
from: [shaking her head]

Breathe. She can't destroy or not destroy you if you give yourself a heart attack first.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Chupacupid?], [Everybody else]
From: [Broke but not dead.]

Panic is over. I am unpanicked. The panic is no longer a part of my day.

Also yes, I have a plan. It is an awesome plan and will NOT result in my being ported into space.

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

To: [Eh?]
From: [Mate, I had sex three days ago]
Subject: Valentine's Day

Plans? Of a certainty. I plan to observe as half the occupants of this school engage in the endlessly entertaining scrabble against humiliation and social faux pas. Brief glimpses of insight into that strange and distant land of the committed relationship are quite the enjoyable experience. I feel not unlike a bush-reporter for National Geographic.

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[your hand doesn't count]
From: [I'm not talking about my sex life]
Subject: Since when?

So basically you're going to be a perve.

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

To: [Oh, horrors, you have wounded my manly confidence] [et al]
From: [Ah, never mind, that was a sneeze]

I find it ironic that it is in the one instance wherein I profess interest in the emotional component of that warm and squishy act known as love that I find myself accused of perversion. With such negative societal reinforcement regarding matters of the heart it is little wonder young men such as myself mature with only the most topical understanding of romance.

Of perhaps it has something to do with growing up as the product of an extramarital affair. One of those.

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[Pride and Dignity][et al]
From:[wings]

Length of time to reply.. awhile. I don't even knwo what to say to that.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

To: [Pinky], [others]
From: [The Brain]
Subject: Valentine's Day, indeed.


I have plans. I don't know what they are as of yet, but I'm told I have plans.

JHF

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

To: [Maker Boy] [et al]
From: [Interested Bystander]

You are "told"? Mate, service under the Attilan royals appears to have primed you. That level of obedience after one solitary date may be nothing short of a record.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

To: [Goat-sucker], [other folks]
From: [Not complaining]

Technically, she didn't know either. Which makes me suspect a conspiracy leading all the way to the throne. Okay, so it's a short trip, but still.

JHF

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

To: [Maker Boy] [et al]
From: [No, but it remains amusing]

That is a valid point. Whilst in no way intending any disrespect to the royal family, if the king were to give you the theoretical Talk regarding Crystal, would he be administering said interrogation on behalf of his sister or his cousin?

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[Inspector Gadget][Dr claw & the rest]
From:[Penny]

There's a she involved? You had twelve days to tell me, technically fourteen and you didn't say a word.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

To: [Chicken-Boo], [Mutie-maniacs]
From: [Great and Powerful Oz]

There is indeed a she involved. And you had twelve, technically fourteen, days to ask.

JHF

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[Tin man more like][midgets]
From:[Wicked witch, emphasize wicked]

Had I known you were in the game to begin with. Who?

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

To: [Winged Monkey], [Munchkins]
From: [Man Behind The Curtain]

Not that it's any secret, but Crystal and I have been spending a lot of time together. She came to visit my parents with me for New Year's, we went out for dinner and ice skating a while ago, and tomorrow night there's something planned. She's not sure what it is, which makes me think her sister the Queen is planning something.

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To: [rust bucket or hot air balloon. I'm likely to go with either] [the bricks in the road]
From: [emerald city]

No wonder she's all sporks and cutlery. Now I really do want to kick you in the face. Sounds serious. Welcome back. Have you thought about buying some condoms. Something tells me you havn't wrapped your head around that yet. maybe your hand...

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

To: [Completely Inappropriate Guy!
From: [Flabbergasted]

DUDE! Just... dude! We haven't even talked about that yet! Not that anyone needs to know!

JHF

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[What? We're all friends!]
From:[equally shocked]

'Dude' You better start investing in some! These things arn't always planned. I know you need a schedule but c'mon!

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

To: [Far too interested]
From: [Currently Chaste]

There is nothing wrong with planning and schedules! Seriously, dude, I know enough to know that it's not an issue right now. And I respect her enough not to presume.

JHF

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[unprotected]
From:[precautionary measures]

There is nothing wrong with being respectfully prepared. You, of all people, I would expect to be three steps ahead, not ten behind!

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

To: [Worrying too much]
From: [No need to worry]

No, there isn't. But it's a matter of respect to me, Jay. To not just assume things are going to happen, and if things progress to that level, it'll be something talked about beforehand. Not just rushed into. For god's sakes, I'm not Bobby.

JHF

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[been out of the game too long]
From:[not that I'm one to talk]


Sometimes these things arn't talked about. How boring is that? Not that its any of my business, but passion doesn't have plans, schedules or digits as far as sweat and smacking of the bodies are concerned.

You need a crash course in Tact. Terry would be insulted if you said that.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

To: [Walked out on the game]
From: [Doesn't consider it one]

It's not boring, Jay. Not everyone is a creature of unbridled passions and uncontrollable emotion. A lot of what draws me to Crystal is the fact that there's a mutual respect there. Maybe down the line, there's potential for more. But when and if there is, it'll be a decision we both come to rationally, not in the heat of the moment.

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[don't be so literal]
From: [unbridled passions?]

I'm confused. How can there not be any respect if you're being prepared in the heat of the moment? I think its the opposite. It's a completely rational act, especially when your sober, not on drugs and let uncontrollable raw emotions take the reins, even if its last minute decisions. There's still mutual respect in that. I have the utmost respect for Kevin. Not that we've been able to, you know, but still.

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

To: [.......] [fellow ......]
From: [................]

Right. I am now forced to consider the combination of Forge, Crystal, and prophylactics.

I wonder if the professor is recovered enough for the administration of highly selective mindwipes.

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

to: [um] [er]
from: [ow?]

That explains the muffled scream.

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[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

To: [BBFF] [Etc]
From: [Plan-y one]
Subject: Last minute

Why don't you want to hear about my plans? Right now I'm on step one. It's very exciting: Wait to board plane.

Step 7 is the real a killer though.

Good luck.

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[BBF..F?][everyoneelse]
From: [wings]
Subject: Ditto.

We already know what who you're doing. Wish you weren't leaving.

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[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

To: [Best Boi Friend Forever] [Etc]
From: [Mrs.]
Subject: :P

Oh, so it's jealousy. I understand.

I'll be home late Sunday.

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[So now I'm your boifriend?][et al]
From:[wings]
Subject: >O ?

Psh.

I expect full details Monday at the latest.

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[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

To: [Boi-o-mine]
From: [No more time]
Subject: Sorry, boarding

Who says you get details?

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[Juilet]
From:[Cupid]
Subject: Happy Valentine's Day

One day...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Planted?]
CC: [Everybody else]
From: [Not hopeless, not idealess, NOT DEAD]

I have planned. It was last minute and I am SO freakin' broke now that I better get this damn job with Mr. Marko or else I'm never gonna see money ever again or at least until next month, but it is made of awesome.

Okay, it's made of awesome flowers and cooking. Because I CAN.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To: [Alive?]CC: [All]
From: [Romeo]
Subject: uh huh?

When did you decide this?

Better yet, how long did it take you to figure out what you were doing? or going to do?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Jay]
CC: [All]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: Uh-HUH.

This morning! And. uh. About 18 hours, if you include the 9 hours of sleep and the hour of extra laps for asking a stupid question. (Don't ask.)

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

To:[kyle]cc:[all]
From:[jay]
Subject: OH.

Seriously Kyle, sleep can't be included in that. You probably spent that dreaming about the end result and not the actual account of getting there. Still, eight hours is a new record for you. You must have had help. Seven if the extra questions were to your hired help.