Email to Forge
Nov. 10th, 2008 11:32 pmTo: [Forge]
From: [Frost, Adrienne]
Subject: Magic hand lotion
Forge,
I'm emailing to inquire if it would be possible for you to mass-produce that lovely skin-coating substance you made for Garrison Kane, and if it is possible, please name your price. I am quite impressed with it, and I don't know how I lived without it for so long.
Regards,
A. Frost.
From: [Frost, Adrienne]
Subject: Magic hand lotion
Forge,
I'm emailing to inquire if it would be possible for you to mass-produce that lovely skin-coating substance you made for Garrison Kane, and if it is possible, please name your price. I am quite impressed with it, and I don't know how I lived without it for so long.
Regards,
A. Frost.
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Date: 2008-11-11 05:59 am (UTC)From: [Forge]
Subject: Colloidal biopolymers
Mass-production is out of the question, as it's currently unpatented and I have my own reasons for keeping many of my inventions out of the open market.
However, if you're inquiring for your own personal use, I would be more than happy to oblige, with the caveat that the substance in question has not been submitted to the FDA or tested for any sort of prolonged usage.
JHF
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Date: 2008-11-11 06:14 am (UTC)From: [Frost, A.]
Subject: Fancy name for magic hand lotion
Don't get so defensive. I meant mass production in the sense that I'll be using a truckload of the stuff since I plan on applying it every day. Just me. No masses of people. And whyever would I give it to the FDA? If I did so they would undoubtedly find out I'm a mutant and I most certainly do not want that.
Wait- you've tested this stuff for long-term usage, right? It's not going to turn me blue or anything like that?
A. Frost.