Email to Forge
Nov. 10th, 2008 11:32 pmTo: [Forge]
From: [Frost, Adrienne]
Subject: Magic hand lotion
Forge,
I'm emailing to inquire if it would be possible for you to mass-produce that lovely skin-coating substance you made for Garrison Kane, and if it is possible, please name your price. I am quite impressed with it, and I don't know how I lived without it for so long.
Regards,
A. Frost.
From: [Frost, Adrienne]
Subject: Magic hand lotion
Forge,
I'm emailing to inquire if it would be possible for you to mass-produce that lovely skin-coating substance you made for Garrison Kane, and if it is possible, please name your price. I am quite impressed with it, and I don't know how I lived without it for so long.
Regards,
A. Frost.
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Date: 2008-11-11 06:14 am (UTC)From: [Frost, A.]
Subject: Fancy name for magic hand lotion
Don't get so defensive. I meant mass production in the sense that I'll be using a truckload of the stuff since I plan on applying it every day. Just me. No masses of people. And whyever would I give it to the FDA? If I did so they would undoubtedly find out I'm a mutant and I most certainly do not want that.
Wait- you've tested this stuff for long-term usage, right? It's not going to turn me blue or anything like that?
A. Frost.