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[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Snickerdoodle]
From: [Gingersnap]
Subject: My eyes say YUM

Haven't seen you around lately. You missed Wii challenge couple nights ago- I'm a little disappointed by your lack of competitive spirit. Been getting into trouble with someone new? Or have you been wandering around in other peoples' bodies again getting into trouble by yourself?

And speaking of other peoples' bodies, did you happen to see the gorgeous specimen that came home with Beaubier last night? I was on my way back from my classroom and saw them coming up the stairs. Why are all the most delicious men gay? I may ask Beaubier for more information about that one. With those eyes, that skin tone, that jaw... my company could make that man very, very rich. I would reserve some very special underwear contracts for that man... please tell me you saw him so you can share my enthusiasm, or I'm going to have to stalk Beaubier's room with a camera. Or possibly read the gossip rags, as if I remember correctly Beaubier is something of a c-list celebrity? Maybe the Delicious Man's picture is already out there, and if so, I must gain exclusive rights over him as soon as possible!

A.

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To: [Cupcake]
From: [Shortbread]
Subject: Only your eyes?

Wii was Sunday, yes? I was bringing back a slightly more misspent youth, helping Dr Samson with the kids at the Angel clinic, napping on a sweet, Southern man's lap to force him to rest and....then crashing likely. I think I got that in the wrong order maybe, but it's all there. Oh and there was archery. I have been sort of oddly social. I'm making friends, mom! Alright, not really but I've been in the mood to inflict my presence upon others and they have, strangely enough, not gone running as a result. I think I even managed to not end up with anyone committed. ;)

I happened to cross their path in the hall up on our floor, yes. Beaubier, I do believe, was horrendously drunk. But he looked to be a very, very happy drunk. Not all delicious men are gay. There are perfectly edible straight men, I think gay men just preen more. You know, they do things such as bathe and put gel in their hair and try to smell good...and then have massive amounts of sex. More people would be happier if they were gay men. I do believe a number of tabloids have pictures of the two in their issues today. What was he famous for anyhow?

M.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Ice Cube]
From: [Ice Queen]
Subject: Nope not just the eyes but probably inappropriate to say more

Please do not ever call me 'mom.' That's just... so wrong. I am nowhere near old enough to be your mom, Carlsyle. Plus, I've met your mom and she's an uberbitch. And I don't know if I like you making friends. What happened to my stoic smurfette?

I haven't met an edible straight man in a long, long time. At least, not one I thought of as edible just based completely on sight. Well, we can't all be gay men, unfortunately. Uh oh. That just made me think of something. I know someone who can be a gay man. But you said you saw them coming up the stairs. So it wasn't you. Because you wouldn't lie to me about shapeshifting into a delicious man, would you? I don't know why he was famous. Something to do with athletics, I think?

A.

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To: [Icicle]
From: [Snowflake]
Subject: And since when does that stop you?

Since when do you refer to me as "Carlysle"? Stoic Smurfette is present and accounted for, but so is playful Smurfette and Smurfette-who-dwells-in-laps. What, I can't have layers?

They are sort of rare, but I find edible gay men equally as rare. Maybe I'm just a picky eater. Actually, that is very likely. You're wrong on the gay man front, love. I'm still bisexual as a man. Somehow that just doesn't ever change. I'm cool with people thinking I'm greedy. I've a feeling even if I did shapeshift into a delicious man it wouldn't be long before you decided I needed to pose as one on your arm. Or elsewhere... ;)

Athletics? Huh, well that explains a couple things.

M.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Black Diamond]
From: [Bunny]
Subject: Umm, I really don't know actually

Does it matter what I call you? Sorry if it does- we call each other tons of things. I didn't think it would bother you. I suppose you can have layers if you must. I do enjoy playful Smurfette. Never seen Smurfette-who-dwells-in-laps. Don't know if I'd like her as much...

I can see you as a picky eater, yes. Okay okay bisexual. I suppose the man with JP could have been bisexual as well- I just used gay because it's less letters to type. Why yes I might just have to use you as my eyecandy for personal enjoyment. So it wasn't you, then? You didn't really answer me.

Athletics explains what, exactly? Oh Christ. It was you, wasn't it?

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To: [Fluffball]
From: [Fuzzbucket]
Subject: [I think that means I win]

It does when I've not used the name since I was 14. It's like me calling you Emma. Just because you're related doesn't mean you're the same person. Your lap isn't really dwelling level. It's kind of small. And a bit bony.

Totally picky. It comes from years of having to sit there and finish everything on my plate whether or not I liked it. I'm a rebel. Bi has fewer letters than gay. Just saying. I don't know that I've ever seen you drool over anyone before otherwise I may have considered offering, even if it would likely be less than seriously said.

Alright, alright, fine. Guilty.

Athletic explains: how he looks in that lyrca/spandex/whatever thing he was wearing when he found me on the archery range Sunday, also his use of the term pertaining to sex, and how well he holds on when he's drunk.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [DELICIOUS EYE CANDY]
From: [fanning herself]
Subject: [I can't decide if I want to smack you or jump you]

Ick. Okay, say no more. The name is offlimits. Sorry again. Hmm yes I suppose I was never really one to have people sitting in my lap. I was always the one in the laps. I take pride in my bony lap, thank you very much.

I never use 'bi'. I'm not sure why, I just don't like the sound of it. Well, I suppose I don't drool very often. I used to be surrounded every waking hour by pretty pretty people. Maybe the drought that comes from staring at pimple-faced students most of the time has made some of the drool get pent up.

Am I keeping this a secret too, so you can have more fun with people like when you were in the Doom Cloud's body?

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To: [Hot and bothered]
From: [Just hot]
Subject: [Still winning]

Well it's a wee lap and you're a wee lass, height aside, so it makes more sense for you to be a lap dweller than a dwelt in lap.

It does sound a bit like a dirty word, doesn't it? "Bi." I sort of cringe at it. I'd like to say I'm omnisexual or some such hippie term but I can't help but think "omni" would go beyond my own sexual parameters in the true sense of the term.

There is a lack of models about, that is for sure. There are some not terrible looking people about, for whatever that's worth. I'll buy the pent up drool excuse, though.

Well he already told Nate. I'm not sure I'd qualify Nate as a gossip queen but I don't think it will stay hidden forever so I suppose you're not sworn to secrecy. It does mess with my plans to mess with people's heads though. Suppose I've still Aiofe for that.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Nameless eye candy]
From: [someone who wants to make you very very rich]
Subject: [What's my consolation prize?]

This is true.

It sort of does. Umm, omni sounds dirty too. Omni just makes me think of there being animal involvement in there somewhere, and that's just ick.

Speaking of models- I want your hot boy body for modelling. Does he have a name? The possibilities for him are endless.

Ooo, Nate knows? Yes I can see the lack of secrecy ruining your fun. And the hot boy body does seem like more fun than the Doom Cloud. Much less scary. And much more delicious than Aoife/Gertrude.

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To: [satan]
From: [Daniel]
Subject: [Fucked if I know]

Yeah it's the animal involvement that makes me twitch sort of convulsively. Machinery I'm cool with. Other humans, score. Children and animals...not so much. I like cats but I do not like that in that way.

We dubbed him Daniel, I've no idea what his actual name is. He was going out of town, I think. I try to not exist in the same space as my original. It gets messy. Sometimes there are shotguns and angry husbands. I think it'd be a bad idea for me to enlist Daniel to half-nude photoshoots.

Aoife is adorable. Manuel has powers to play with. Daniel has a sort of innocent thing around the eyes I like. Jean-Paul chose him so really your praise should be directed his way. Daniel's not my type for a mimic. A bit too pretty, too eye catching.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Daniel]
From: [Satan]
Subject: [I think it's supposed to involve sex in some capacity]

Machinery? Like, sex toys? Because when you say machinery I get the image of grain augers in my head (where the fuck does THAT come from? I don't think I've ever seen a fucking grain auger!) and that just seems wrong too. As does children and animals, yes.

We could airbrush the photos a bit, and for the commercials, well everyone looks different under the lights and the camera! No one will suspect.

I will send my praise Beaubier's way, then. Aoife is too wholesome. Manuel still scares me. Daniel is amazingly attractive. But you know, there's nothing wrong with your own body. Why so many mimics lately?

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To: [Satan]
From: [Daniel's puppet master]
Subject: [Talkin' to the wrong girl/guy]

Sex toys. Blenders. Power tools. I'm kidding. I am not a much of a sexual masochist and injury does not turn me on.

You are entirely making that up to get me to agree. How would you make Daniel not look like Daniel but still get what you want out of him, namely his "delicious" body/face/whatever?

I like Aoife. I just want to put her in my pocket and carry her around with me. Okay, I should avoid making statements like that. Ever again. But the sentiment remains. You need to get over your Manuel terror. He's really fairly harmless, just angry. Avoid real him and you won't have to deal with it. he's a fairly attractive man once you get past the grumpy.

Why don't you wear the same outfit every day?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Daniel's puppet master]
From: [Daniel's wannabe puppet master]
Subject: [Why do you torture me so?]

Blenders! Now THAT is a mental image I could have done without. I would like more Delicious Daniel pictures instead, please.

I would not make these things up! I have my ways. One of them involves maiming the original Daniel beyond recognition and making it look like an accident.

I don't have 'terror'. I just don't like being around angry. Grumpy, I can handle. Hell, I like grumpy. But not putting myself in the path of angry.

I don't think I've ever worn the same thing twice, actually. Goodwill loves me. But we're not talking about outfits. They're people.