E-mail to Jean-Paul
Dec. 16th, 2008 07:12 pmTo: [Mi Corazón]
From: [the Changeling]
Subject: [Your "hot date"...]
I received an entertaining email from Adrienne today. Have you met Adrienne? She teaches math here, hates being called by terms of endearments, sort of walks like she's a stick up her ass because she used to be a model? Apparently the man she saw you curled around when you came back to the mansion late last night has been dubbed "delicious" and she wants to procure him for underwear modeling. This begs the question: would we like to lead people astray for the fun of it and allow them to believe Daniel is some hot thing you've snagged or confuse them all to drastic proportions by telling them it's really me? Personally...I vote for the former but it's up to you really.
-Morgan
From: [the Changeling]
Subject: [Your "hot date"...]
I received an entertaining email from Adrienne today. Have you met Adrienne? She teaches math here, hates being called by terms of endearments, sort of walks like she's a stick up her ass because she used to be a model? Apparently the man she saw you curled around when you came back to the mansion late last night has been dubbed "delicious" and she wants to procure him for underwear modeling. This begs the question: would we like to lead people astray for the fun of it and allow them to believe Daniel is some hot thing you've snagged or confuse them all to drastic proportions by telling them it's really me? Personally...I vote for the former but it's up to you really.
-Morgan
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Date: 2008-12-17 05:22 am (UTC)[info]x_copycat
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To: [Jean-Paul]
From: [Morgan]
Subject: [RE: Your "hot date"...]
Hmmm, likely. I'd thought I'd left it across the back of a chair in your suite but if not then it's likely across the back of one in mine. I'll drop it by once I find it.
How dare you be drunk and happy! Is this quite a phenomenon I induced last night? I didn't realize I was bringing about a potential sign of the end of the world. You had the better part of a bottle of wine. By "the better part of" I mean I had one glass and you had the rest.
I don't think pictures will suffice. She's scarily efficient when potential work is involved.
Morgan
P.S. you were in a handful of tabloids today, by the by.
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Date: 2008-12-17 05:34 am (UTC)From: [Morgan]
Subject: [RE: Your "hot date"...]
That is fine. You can keep it if you like it; it's not as if it's anything but show for me.
I think it has happened twice before. Maybe three times. Tell me it was good wine. I don't think my ego could bear the sting of being a cheap drunk on top of a relative lightweight.
You know the world has gone to hell when my lovelife is worthy of printed space. Merde. Unless they were playing up the mutant angle, of course. I'd imagine that is very much an attention-getter at the moment. How deep was it buried? Or was it?
Jean-Paul
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Date: 2008-12-17 05:37 am (UTC)From: [Morgan]
Subject: [RE: Your "hot date"...]
But what am I going to do with it? I don't even have a mimic with that shoulder span going on.
Happy and relaxed happens that often? Jesus, that's pretty tragic. I think pains need to be taken to remedy that. It was good wine. You picked the wine, actually, so you've no one to blame but yourself if it wasn't.
Maybe they are all just so happy to see you. :) It was between the third and sixth page from the ones I saw today. Apparently we are an outstandingly attractive couple. Who knew?
Morgan
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Date: 2008-12-17 05:43 am (UTC)From: [Beaubier, Jean-Paul]
Subject: [RE: Your "hot date"...]
Confound people, perhaps?
Drunk happens about that often. Happy and relaxed are a bit more frequent. I have even been known to smile on occasion without my face cracking.
In all seriousness, I do not recall if I thanked you for last night and I would like to be sure that I have. From what I do remember, I spent the evening in the company of a very enjoyable and attractive person who was not at all stingy with public displays of affection. It was very nice to have that kind of night.
Jean-Paul
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Date: 2008-12-17 05:48 am (UTC)From: [Morgan]
Subject: [RE: Your "hot date"...]
That only works properly if they can identify it as your jacket. That only works with the people who would be able to pick our your scent, I think. That might only amount to Kyle at the moment.
I do believe you thanked me at least once, if not more. Much fun was had, which was the entire point I believe. Displays of affection were meant to be public. It's half the fun of them. (The other half being the affection, of course.) Only a truly cruel person would be stingy with such a thing. I'm not quite that black-hearted.
I am, sincerely, glad you enjoyed the night. It sounds like you were in rather desperate need of such a time. I'm quite happy to have aided in providing such a thing.
Morgan