Email to Marie-Ange

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To: Colbert, Marie-Ange
From: Colbert, Jean-Phillipe
Subject: A favor?

And now I will wait for you to check for signs of the end of days, or to stop laughing uproariously. Or both.

I am feeling very...directionless, I suppose. One can only smoke in one's room and be supremely antisocial for so long. I would very much like to go someplace that is not here for a while. Of course, it would be nice if my cousin and ex-lover did not show up on my vacation to kill me and deposit my body in the ocean. Which would be why I am emailing. That and I would rather the Brotherhood did not take a stab at me the moment I poke my head outside the mansion, either. Do you have any ideas?

-JPC

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To: (Jean-Phillipe)
From: (Marie-Ange)
Subject: Re: A favor?

I did not laugh uproariously. That would be ridiculous. There are also, as they say, no cats and dogs living together or giant marshmallow men in the streets of New York. For which I am very grateful but if there was such a thing, I am certain Jubilee would just eat it.

I am not going to kill you and throw your body in the ocean. That would not be ecologically sound and also my ex-boyfriend works for the FBI and if your body turned up ashore he would know it was me.

Perhaps ironically I was just talking to Wanda about you in regards to the Brotherhood. I know that you have talked to the Professor and to Scott, but I think perhaps you and the other person who worked for the Brotherhood and left should share information. Attilan is lovely this time of year (I must admit, from what I have heard it is lovely all year round, but Forge is biased as his girlfriend is part of the royal family) and I am sure you and Pietro Maximoff would get along wonderfully.

Marie-Ange

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To: Colbert, Marie-Ange
From: Colbert, Jean-Phillipe
Subject: Re: Re: A favor?

I am sure. You were very quick to deny it, I notice.

You dated Kane? Hm, perhaps your taste isn't completely wasted. He is definitely easy on the eyes, more so than your boyfriend.

Merde. This Maximoff is a prat, isn't he.

-JPC

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To: (Jean-Phillipe)
From: (Marie-Ange)
Subject: Re: A favor?

I do not laugh uproariously. Had I not denied it, you would have assumed it to be true besides.

The subject of Doug's attractiveness is not under debate and you already said he had a nice butt so I know you are lying.

He is not a complete prat. He just simply hates everyone. He is rather like that Dr. House from the television show except that he is not based upon Sherlock Holmes nor is he addicted to painkillers. He is also Magneto's son and I grudgingly admit that he must be competent, else he would not be working for the Attilani royal family, so sharing your knowledge with him would be valuable.

That I am sure you will drive him crazy and in doing so make Wanda very happy is secondary. It is not so much that she dislikes her brother as she likes to torment him.