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Mar. 9th, 2009 08:52 amTo: [Idiot Ball holder]
From: [Blond Mafia Member formerly Teen Girl Squad]
Subject:
Crystal informed me of your brilliant plan. You, my friend, are so very lucky that you're in a different country then us. Obviously, she wouldn't actually hurt you, but I'm pretty sure you'd get frost bite from the look she'd give you.
What possessed you? Do I need to have Catseye come and sit on you? I'm sure she could be convinced to.
~L.
P.S: Are you alright? You didn't actually hurt anything other then your car, did you?
P.P.S: I'm officially passing the idiot ball to you, mister.
P.P.P.S: Ireland is awesome. Crystal looks very strange with notBlonde hair. I'm resisting the urge to tease her about the aviator glasses. I think we're meant to go kiss a rock tomorrow.
From: [Blond Mafia Member formerly Teen Girl Squad]
Subject:
Crystal informed me of your brilliant plan. You, my friend, are so very lucky that you're in a different country then us. Obviously, she wouldn't actually hurt you, but I'm pretty sure you'd get frost bite from the look she'd give you.
What possessed you? Do I need to have Catseye come and sit on you? I'm sure she could be convinced to.
~L.
P.S: Are you alright? You didn't actually hurt anything other then your car, did you?
P.P.S: I'm officially passing the idiot ball to you, mister.
P.P.P.S: Ireland is awesome. Crystal looks very strange with notBlonde hair. I'm resisting the urge to tease her about the aviator glasses. I think we're meant to go kiss a rock tomorrow.
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Date: 2009-03-09 12:57 pm (UTC)From: [Genius Hat Wearer]
Subject: Rule Number One
Rule Number One is this - you do not question success. Of course I'm all right. Besides, all the expensive custom gear had been removed from the car over the past few weeks. Weighing the benefits of bringing Jay back to something resembling an acceptable mental state versus a vehicle? It was simple math. Nothing was lost that isn't replaceable.
And mock not the glasses. I designed those specifically for her trip.
JHF
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Date: 2009-03-09 05:54 pm (UTC)To: [Shiny bits boy]
Subject: Rule Number 2
Rule number two is, don't scare the hell out of your friends.
There wasn't any other way you could have done this except flinging yourself off a mountain?
Also, what did you design her glasses to do? I am intrigued.
~L.
P.S: Rock has been kissed. I await my good fortune with baited breath.