email to Scott

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

To: [Pretty boy]
From: [Totally looking for trouble]
Subject: bored

Post-emergency, everyone-is-healed-up-and-kicked-out, now-we-do-the-paperwork night shifts are, as Kyle would say, 'of the suck'. Or is it 'of teh suck'? I can never remember.

I'm bored. Bring me a sandwich, husband.

:D

-J

Comments

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

To: [red]
From: [slim]
Subject: re: bored

Is 'bring me a sandwich' code for something?

-S

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

To: [Fails to play along]
From: [Punchy and lacking in punch]
Subject: I've been doing paperwork for four hours...

Would you like it to be? Oh, I know! We could discuss salacious subject matter in an appropriately private forum such as email so as not to offend anyone.

Or does having been almost caught having sex in the garage by a student make the whole thing defunct?

-J

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

To: [adorable when pouting]
From: [usually a spoiler]
Subject: burn it!

Light it on fire, dance among the ashes, and then I'll come down and we can check Amelia's desk off the List.

-S

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

To: [Spoiling me rotten]
From: [Thankfully doesn't actually think she's twelve this time, just behaves like it]
Subject: Fire is pretty

Oooh, set a fire and dance around it naked. Because everything is better when there's naked time. And I think you have found an excellent plan. Totally what she deserves for sticking me with the paperwork, and also good wholesome fun of the sort we're not supposed to engage in where the kids can see. Which, bonus points, Amelia's office has a lock.

-J

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

To: [extremely hot wife]
From: [there's something in this for me, too, you know]
Subject: I like the sound of this.

But if we don't want to risk the bride of Dracula coming in through the air vents - don't laugh, I've seen her do it before - we could always settle for the storeroom. It has a really nice wall, as I recall.

-S

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

To: [Put something in, get something out...]
From: [Hot, and also sassy, clearly]
Subject: Too bad the spring equinox came and went - a Beltane fire would have been hysterical

You make an excellent point, and it is a pretty good wall indeed. Also, can I just say, the fact that all this training gives one strength, balance and stamina has so many other good applications besides world saving. Wall sex being one of them.

-J

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

To: [no shame whatsoever]
From: [likes it]
Subject: although...

If you make the supplies float again we may have some explaining to do. If someone hears the crash and comes knocking at the door, we can always say I was trying to help you reach something.

-S

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

To: [Fails to be down here yet]
From: [None whatsoever]
Subject: No 'although', and definitely no ellipses

I'll do my best, but I make no promises. However, I feel I must point out the tactical flaw in your plan - unless you intend to explain exactly what you are "helping me reach" the fact that I'm telekinetic exposes your cover story to question. Instead, if we are caught, we should tell them that you were helping me do inventory and you tripped, as I have far too much style and grace to be the one falling.

-J

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

To: [brilliant pants-wearer in this relationship]
From: [still enjoying the foreplay]
Subject: confession

I find it very distracting when you literally make the earth move.

-S

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

To: [Looks great without pants]
From: [Well, yes, that's a point]
Subject: Totally knew that

Yes, but flying sex works better with a bed/couch/harem-pillow-pile so we don't hurt ourselves when my brain shorts out.

-J

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

To: [inspired]
From: [also inspired]
Subject: compromise!

I visit the infirmary. Then, after your shift is over... well, you get the picture.

-S

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

To: [Maker of plans]
From: [Follower of plans]
Subject: Oooh! Compromises are good!

Have I mentioned recently that you have the best plans? Also, feel free to get down here faste