Email to Kyle

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Cammie]

Subject: Don't delete this, there's an apology and a coupon inside.

Hey. About yesterday, I'm not making excuses for myself or anything. But Yvette filled me in on stuff and well, I'm sorry.

Attached is a coupon for one free punch to the head. Because I deserve it right now. Redeemable whenever you like. Just try not to break my head like an egg, okay?

Or if that doesn't do it for you, you can come up with some other form of revenge and I won't complain.

Apologies are sort of empty words to me, but if it makes you feel any better that Marius guy is now going to be calling me Bubbles for the rest of my natural life.

-Cammie

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: (Cammie)
From: (Kyle)

I'm not gonna hit you in the head. First of all, cause that would just prove to Yana that I AM some kind of animal guy who needs a leash. But also cause revenge isn't cool.

Buy me a pizza or something, we'll be even between that and Marius renaming you.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Cammie]

I can get the pizza. For what it's worth, I really don't think that. I just put the offer out there, cause you seemed pretty pissed off.

Just let me know when, how much and what kind and there shall be Pizza.

Hell, you can even call me Bubbles too.

-Cammie

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: (Cammie)
From: (Kyle)

I have anger problems. I'm working on it. And the dog thing sends me to eleven on the 1-10 scale of Pissed Off. You didn't know but there is no way someone didn't tell Yana at some point, the people over in SV deal with that shit on a regular basis.

I dunno, you don't strike me like a Bubbles. Maybe Buttercup. You are sort green and cranky. Manny's sister watches a LOT OF TV. Powerpuff Girls has been on a lot lately.

Large, meat-lovers but no anchovies because they're hairy. Also really salty and fishy.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Cammie]

Fair enough. And yeah, had I know, I would've told her to shove some kibble up her ass.

God, I haven't seen that show forever, they still make it? Buttercup's the angry one, right?

And do you want that tonight or tomorrow? There's that party tonight, and you shouldn't ruin your appetite for the very tasty cake that will be there.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: (Cammie)
From: (Kyle)

The angry GREEN one.

Tomorrow. Not that my appetite's a problem, but I already ate dinner, and I've got a DR run in 15 and then, yeah, party, so no time for pizza.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Cammie]

Ha. Okay then. Call me Buttercup.

And cool. Tomorrow night they'll be some 'za for you then. And I'll even get your order for it right.