Note left for Jake on his kitchen counter
May. 15th, 2009 07:03 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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Dear Jake,
Have eaten all your cake in revenge. Tell the bitchy boyfriend that he needs to work on his naked talking to people skills. Moar with the friendly, less with the 'You wake up Jake and I'll chuck you out a window'.
~J.
P.S: Be grateful that I let you sleep, you slacker. I had to watch my DVDs alone.
P.P.S: If you're very nice to me, I'll see if I can convince Mark to make some special cake, just for you and J.P. There may be bribing needed, and Mark's a hard nut to crack so it will have to be very nice.
P.P.P.S: Are they still doing things to your arm? All joking aside, I'm here if you need an ear. Or a person to eat ice cream with, should the ear be too uncomfortable. What's a fake trophy wife for, after all?
Have eaten all your cake in revenge. Tell the bitchy boyfriend that he needs to work on his naked talking to people skills. Moar with the friendly, less with the 'You wake up Jake and I'll chuck you out a window'.
~J.
P.S: Be grateful that I let you sleep, you slacker. I had to watch my DVDs alone.
P.P.S: If you're very nice to me, I'll see if I can convince Mark to make some special cake, just for you and J.P. There may be bribing needed, and Mark's a hard nut to crack so it will have to be very nice.
P.P.P.S: Are they still doing things to your arm? All joking aside, I'm here if you need an ear. Or a person to eat ice cream with, should the ear be too uncomfortable. What's a fake trophy wife for, after all?