xp_communication | Note left for Jake on his kitchen counter

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Dear Jake,

Have eaten all your cake in revenge. Tell the bitchy boyfriend that he needs to work on his naked talking to people skills. Moar with the friendly, less with the 'You wake up Jake and I'll chuck you out a window'.

~J.

P.S: Be grateful that I let you sleep, you slacker. I had to watch my DVDs alone.

P.P.S: If you're very nice to me, I'll see if I can convince Mark to make some special cake, just for you and J.P. There may be bribing needed, and Mark's a hard nut to crack so it will have to be very nice.

P.P.P.S: Are they still doing things to your arm? All joking aside, I'm here if you need an ear. Or a person to eat ice cream with, should the ear be too uncomfortable. What's a fake trophy wife for, after all?

Current Mood: annoyed

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Jubes,

That was really good cake. You totally owe me. And Jean-Paul, I'll wager. The last few days have been rough. If you'd woken me up, I might have thrown you out a window.

And I don't need an ear so much as I need an arm. Or at least some fingers. That said, I've been thinking about chocolate peppermint ice cream, with mint chocolate chunks and chocolate swirl. Want to join me sometime?

Jake

ps...Boyfriend?

From:

x-jubilee.livejournal.com

Jake,

It really was terribly delicious cake. Where did you buy it from? I'll even shout you and Jean-Paul to a lunch or something. I'd heard, has it at least stopped hurting now?

Ice cream it is then, meet me tomorrow morning? I wouldn't want to disturb any plans you might have for tonight. (Who am I going to watch DVDs with now if you're off having sex? Damn it. )

~J.

P.S: Do you guys not talk other then to fuck? Seriously, dude. If you haven't had that discussion, you really need to. He's protective enough that boyfriend is the appropriate word. If you don't want things going that way, you better be clear with the guy.

I like him, despite the fact he was all grr at me. Don't break him, hey? His sister already did a good job of that, I'm sure. She was crazy cakes when she was at the mansion, the fact that she's not with him now probably has a good story behind it. Can't imagine whatever that story is being a pleasant one.

From:

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My Darling Fake Trophy Wife,

A good courier never shares his secrets.

Tomorrow morning I plan on finagling breakfast in bed. I should be back tomorrow afternoon, though. Ice cream then, or Sunday?

We might just have to watch movies (gasp)--while it's still light out. Be brave, little soldier. I know you can do it.

Jake

ps No breaking. Got it.

From:

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Are you laughing at me Jake Gavin? Don't think I can't still beat you or something. Remy only dislikes us shooting each other.

I'm sure I'll just have to deal with it. Ice cream tomorrow afternoon is fine. Sunday also if you need to change times. Sunday might be better if we want to do the movie watching thing as well. Ice cream is much better with movies anyhow.

What if I have nightmares though? Who will I bother if I can't sleep? North is too much of a grump, and I can't break into Amanda's. Pete would dangle me out a window again, and I don't think Wanda likes her beauty sleep disturbed. Hmm, I'm not sure about Illyana. I shall have to investigate.

~J.

ps: Are you avoiding the subject? My super spy skills can tell if you are, you know.

From:

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Not laughing at you--laughing with you. You just might not have realized it yet.

Sunday, then. Ice cream, movies, popcorn.

I'm sure you could cuddle with Remy. He seems like he'd be a snuggler.

Jake

ps Of course not! I would never.

From:

x-jubilee.livejournal.com

Just as well. I might have had to ask for a fake divorce, and then where would we be?

Remy may be a snuggler but he also belongs to a woman who has control over the weather, and a really good aim.

Sunday it is then. Any preference for genre of movie?

Jubes

PS: Uhha. I'm onto you, you know. You and I are waaaay too alike for me to not be onto you.

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In fake court?

...Remy? Really? And who would this woman be?

I don't have anything in mind, though I'd have to say I'm not interested in anything that requires too much thought.

Jake

ps I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Exactly, I could have my fake Internet lawyer people talk to your fake Internet lawyer people. It would be horrible, think of all the fake press it'd get?

Yes, Remy with the whole dating thing. I was shocked too. I'm not sure I should tell you now. I think it would be more fun for you to ask him about it. Go on, I dare you.

Hmm, action movies then. We can watch The 5th Element. And Total Recall.

Jubes

ps: Eventually you're going to have to get an idea, you know that yeah?

From:

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The fake tabloids would go crazy, especially when word got out that I was fake cheating on you with a former skiing superstar.

Ha. No. Too attached to myself to go asking questions like that, thanks. I'll just have to torture it out of you.

Action movies work, unless you'd rather watch the next season of Sandbaggers? Or was the first one too traumatic?

Jake

ps *sigh* Yeah. It has now been discussed. See? We do talk.

From:

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I know! Think of all that fake drama. Best to avoid it, I say. Maybe if you're really nice to me, I'll tell you. Like, bring me some more of that delicious cake awesome.

Oooh, didn't know you had the next season. Perfect! Bring it on, dude. And Sandbaggers may be traumatic but it's the good traumatic.

Jubes

ps: Good boy. Did it go well?

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Lemon mousse cake sound good? And where did you two manage to find this? I am impressed. And feeling a little bit cheated on by the both of you. *grin*

Yeah, it's amazing how much they manage to accomplish in seven episodes that most shows can't do in 22. Did I tell you this season only has six episodes? One of them was apparently a little too true to life and was censored for national security reasons.

Jake

ps Well enough.

From:

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Lemon mousse cake sounds perfect. And it was all JP, dude. He seems to have a sixth sense about these things. (Maybe it's an extra mutation?)

I would never cheat on my fake trophy husband with his mistress (mister?) What the hell is the name for a male 'other person'?

Oooh, no you didn't. British season though, yeah? They're always shorter then the American seasons. Although, not surprising. We always do like to have our cake and eat it too. (See what I did there?)

I am interested in seeing this episode. Maybe we can torture Pete with it when he comes back to the office?

Jubilee

ps: That sounds promising. Did he let you run away at the end?

From:

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This is why I keep him around. And he cooks.

...I think the term paramour came up at one point. Sounds ridiculous enough.

Yep. British. Remind me to tell you tomorrow about Mackintosh's mysterious disappearance. My dad swears he knows what happened, but I've never figured out if he was just trying to make me feel better or if he actually heard something.

Pete is rather Burnside-ish, isn't he? Grumpy, smokes too much, always wearing a bad suit and demanding coffee...

Jake

ps I tried, but he distracted me. He's rather...talented.