Email to Angelo

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [Angelo]
From: [Cammie]
Subject: ...Your car...?



I know where your car is. Long story. Don't know if you want it over email or not. I feel really bad about it, but the circumstances were kinda exceptional and uh...singular is a good word for it.

On the bright side it is totally and perfectly safe. For the most part. I mean, there are cows involved. But other than that? Perfect condition.

All I ask is you don't kill me for this. I mean, after we get your car. I kinda need to be alive long enough to let you know where it is. Clarice can maybe zap us there...

-Cammie

Comments

COWS?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

What the fuck did you do to my car that had cows?

Damn straight you're gonna take me there.

A.

Only a few cows?

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

I'd say making ice cream, but it's more like it's parked in a bail of hay? Look, I said it was a long story and it was that or Lil's bike and I didn't want to be murdered.

Well, murdered by Lil.

Or Logan's bike, but same deal.

Look at it this way, you're the only one I trusted to not instantly kill me.

How's Vermont sound to you? I hear the ice cream is good, but I haven't been able to taste it in years.

-Cammie

Re: Only a few cows?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

You parked... my car... my Mustang... in a bale of hay. Where there were cows. Cows that eat hay and lick things.

You're going to buy me the best ice cream in the world. And you're going to get my car spotless.

A.

Re: Only a few cows?

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Look it was either that or park it in a tiny farm town where everyone and their brother can hotwire anything because you learn how to do it for kicks because there's nothing else to do. And where a shiny new car would attract every teenager like flies to... well, you know.

And there's Ben and Jerry's in Vermont, I hear it under good authority that that's the best ice cream ever.

-Cammie

Re: Only a few cows?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Remind me to get Forge to give her a few surprises.

Ben and Jerry's when we're there. And a crate of it for later.

A.

Re: Only a few cows?

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you might want to. I was half expecting it to be mega hard, but it was really really easy.

...Though that's likely not the thing people like to hear about their cars. Drives nice though. And I will totally buy ice cream. And clean your car.

Just, you know, don't kill me.

Re: Only a few cows?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Killing you'd be more trouble than it's worth.

Ice cream and a thorough cleaning. In and out. With wax.