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Jun. 4th, 2009 02:48 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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To: [Gavin, Jake]
From: [Beaubier, Jean-Paul]
Subject: Tabloid clipping
Jake,
I found some scans of the magazine. There was originally a location caption included with the picture, but the editor is either a failure at his job or looking to rumor-monger -- it claims the shot is from Vermont. Whether or not anyone looking for you would dig deeper depends on how well-acquainted they are with the interiors of New York's candy shops, I suppose.
I know that is not the best news, but at least it is not leading anyone right to your doorstep.
Jean-Paul Beaubier
From: [Beaubier, Jean-Paul]
Subject: Tabloid clipping
Jake,
I found some scans of the magazine. There was originally a location caption included with the picture, but the editor is either a failure at his job or looking to rumor-monger -- it claims the shot is from Vermont. Whether or not anyone looking for you would dig deeper depends on how well-acquainted they are with the interiors of New York's candy shops, I suppose.
I know that is not the best news, but at least it is not leading anyone right to your doorstep.
Jean-Paul Beaubier
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Date: 2009-06-04 12:53 pm (UTC)From: [Gavin, Jake]
Subj: re: Tabloid clipping
That's...amusing or annoying, I'm still not sure which. A little of both, perhaps.
...So, exactly how much of an ass was I last night?
Jake
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Date: 2009-06-04 05:56 pm (UTC)From: [Beaubier, Jean-Paul]
Subject: re: Tabloid clipping
Either way, I do not think I like your father very much.
There is no crime in wanting time to yourself, and I think your being exhausted, stressed, and freshly jolted would be mitigating circumstances even if there were. Don't worry about it. Just let me know when you feel up to company again.
Jean-Paul Beaubier
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Date: 2009-06-04 07:18 pm (UTC)From: [Gavin, Jake]
Subj: re: Tabloid clipping
Really? He was just giving me a heads up. I'm just happy he didn't include a pithy note.
So what you're saying is 'Yes, Jake, you were out of line, but I'm willing to forgive you.' Regardless, I owe you dinner. Can I take you out tonight?
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Date: 2009-06-04 07:35 pm (UTC)From: [Beaubier, Jean-Paul]
Subject: re: Tabloid clipping
An out-of-context heads up that did not help your state of mind in the least.
You really were not. I was the one who showed up -- and left -- without warning.
Can we make it an early dinner? Lil has informed me that I will leave my room at some point today and go to Amara's 21st birthday party at Harry's tonight, and it would probably be a good idea to have something in my stomach before she starts handing me shots. If you're feeling social enough that you want to come along and keep me from embarrassing myself too much, it would be appreciated.
Jean-Paul Beaubier
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Date: 2009-06-04 08:05 pm (UTC)From: [Gavin, Jake]
Subj: re: Tabloid clipping
Meh. He's done worse. I'll take a picture in the mail over a Pointed Conversation any day. It's his way of saying that he cares.
Any other day and I would've shown my appreciation better than I did. It was a really good dinner, too--or, rather, a really good breakfast, but I imagine it would have been better before it needed reheating.
Early works. And you're just trying to get me drunk, aren't you? I'm on to you, Beaubier.
Jake
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Date: 2009-06-04 09:18 pm (UTC)From: [Beaubier, Jean-Paul]
Subject: re: Tabloid clipping
Dear Jacob, if I wanted to get you drunk, I don't think I would have to try all that hard to convince you to make the attempt. Trust me, this is entirely to my benefit. I refuse to court the risk of body shots again.
Jean-Paul Beaubier
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Date: 2009-06-04 09:41 pm (UTC)From: [Gavin, Jake]
Subj: re: Tabloid clipping
And now he calls me easy. *grin*
I don't know...if I recall, body shots lead to you in leather pants, right? Since I'm being nice to you today, I feel it only fair to admit that bringing me along probably increases your risk.
Jake
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Date: 2009-06-04 09:50 pm (UTC)From: [Beaubier, Jean-Paul]
Subject: re: Tabloid clipping
I was not wearing Lil's pants! Just...holding on to them for their own good.
Hmm. Well, at least promise to be a possessive brute and see to it that I am only doing shots off of your body?
Jean-Paul Beaubier
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Date: 2009-06-04 10:06 pm (UTC)From: [Gavin, Jake]
Subj: re: Tabloid clipping
I suppose I could do that. If you insist. Although no roofs! (...Unless you wanted to show me that couch now that school's over?)
Jake