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From: [Kevin]
Subject: Douche, much?
You probably went and messed up your knee and shoulder because you just regrew your toes and fingers. Anatomy lesson: Your knee is the shock absorber along with your ankle when you step, run, climb, etc. Your shoulder and elbow are the shock absorbers for your arm. So, basically, by not doing your physical therapy you went and overused muscles that weren't up for it and now you screwed up the parts of your body that have to deal with the impact.
Also, you're being a giant douche. Don't know what your problem is and I don't really care but take it off the journals before you say stuff you can't take back later when you're feeling like a normal human being again. If you haven't already shoved your foot that far down your throat anyway.
From: [Kevin]
Subject: Douche, much?
You probably went and messed up your knee and shoulder because you just regrew your toes and fingers. Anatomy lesson: Your knee is the shock absorber along with your ankle when you step, run, climb, etc. Your shoulder and elbow are the shock absorbers for your arm. So, basically, by not doing your physical therapy you went and overused muscles that weren't up for it and now you screwed up the parts of your body that have to deal with the impact.
Also, you're being a giant douche. Don't know what your problem is and I don't really care but take it off the journals before you say stuff you can't take back later when you're feeling like a normal human being again. If you haven't already shoved your foot that far down your throat anyway.
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Date: 2010-05-30 11:39 pm (UTC)From: Kevin
You realize you're not going to piss me off by attacking my sexuality, right? I'm not sure why you care anyway. I'm definitely not into you so it doesn't affect you either way.
No, but people a lot stronger than you might eventually knock you unconscious for the improved atmosphere it would give everyone. I mean, seriously, if you've got your crap all in a knot like this online you can't be a barrel of sunshine if someone has to deal with you face to face. I don't know if you want to have any friends left after today, but if you do chilling out is a good idea.
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Date: 2010-05-30 11:42 pm (UTC)From: Kyle
Yeah, that's assault when you hit somebody to shut them up and you get arrested for that shit.
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Date: 2010-05-30 11:44 pm (UTC)From: Kevin
It's battery, actually. Assault is the threatening words or actions, which is why it's usually assault and battery. If you want to throw the legal stuff at me you should get it right.
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Date: 2010-05-30 11:46 pm (UTC)From: Kyle
WHATever. IT's still fucking illegal.
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Date: 2010-05-30 11:50 pm (UTC)From: Kevin
Only if you actually want to show up at the police station and explain you want to press charges because someone got sick of you being a dick and clocked you. I know you're sort of being a bitchy little girl right now, but I can't see you actually going sniffling to the cops because the mean man hit you with your dick tucked between your legs.
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Date: 2010-05-30 11:52 pm (UTC)From: Kyle
Dude, I already got Kurt like all I'm gonna drag you in for a lecture like you're six, lay off. I'm just saying nobody's locking me in a room and it's not cool to hit people in the face.
Also Laurie's bossy and so whatever she says doesn't count.
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Date: 2010-05-30 11:54 pm (UTC)From: Kevin
And you're being a dick so what you say doesn't count either. Damn, now how are you two ever gonna figure out who's right if you're both automatically wrong?