Whenever you want it, I've got a flight ready for you to Borneo. The Sultan of Brunei owes me a couple favors and he's got a harem like you would not believe. I can hook you up. I'm not sure how I feel about the ethical ramifications of dying kittens purple, but we'll work on it.
To: [Surprisingly Harem-ready] From: [Re-enlisted]
You can just dip a white kitten in purple kool-aid. It's nontoxic and tasty when the cat tries to clean it off. It just...doesn't really come off. Well, it might stain stuff purple when she lays on it.
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Date: 2011-02-25 01:34 pm (UTC)From: [You Asked For It]
Whenever you want it, I've got a flight ready for you to Borneo. The Sultan of Brunei owes me a couple favors and he's got a harem like you would not believe. I can hook you up. I'm not sure how I feel about the ethical ramifications of dying kittens purple, but we'll work on it.
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Date: 2011-02-25 02:26 pm (UTC)From: [Re-enlisted]
You can just dip a white kitten in purple kool-aid. It's nontoxic and tasty when the cat tries to clean it off. It just...doesn't really come off. Well, it might stain stuff purple when she lays on it.
Why would the Sultan of Brunei owe you favors?
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Date: 2011-02-25 04:48 pm (UTC)From: [Pleased As Punch]
I don't mind purple stuff. It's finding a kitten to dye. But I'm on it.
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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