To: [Surprisingly Harem-ready] From: [Re-enlisted]
You can just dip a white kitten in purple kool-aid. It's nontoxic and tasty when the cat tries to clean it off. It just...doesn't really come off. Well, it might stain stuff purple when she lays on it.
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Date: 2011-02-25 02:26 pm (UTC)From: [Re-enlisted]
You can just dip a white kitten in purple kool-aid. It's nontoxic and tasty when the cat tries to clean it off. It just...doesn't really come off. Well, it might stain stuff purple when she lays on it.
Why would the Sultan of Brunei owe you favors?
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Date: 2011-02-25 04:48 pm (UTC)From: [Pleased As Punch]
I don't mind purple stuff. It's finding a kitten to dye. But I'm on it.
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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