Email to Dori

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To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]

Subject: Stop freaking out I'm not emailing to say the date sucked

Since I know you're like oh god he emailed me to say it sucked and I suck and everything sucks, which I am totally not doing. It was totally fine after you stopped being like fifty kinds of nervous.

Anyway I didn't wanna like say this before the date because I didn't want a dick rating of dickfinity 8==> but you should probs know that Julian tried to like bribe me to not go on the date. Whatever I don't get that guy, he thinks I hate him for like, reasons I totally don't and doesn't get that I think he's a choad for different reasons. Anyway, he's your friend and I'm not going to be a douche over it but it's probably fair to tell you.

btws, the date was fine and how do you feel about Cowboys and Aliens because it has like Han Solo and James Bond as cowboys fighting aliens, that's a recipe for freaking awesome.

Comments

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

To [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subj: I'm not freaking out!

He bribed you? Why did he bribe you? I mean, he said why, but WHY you know?

And I would LOVE to see that movie! I've totally been wanting to!

-Dori

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To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: Re: not freaking out

He tried to give me like a crapton of money to not go out with you. Because, I dunno, he thinks I hate him or something, I don't even get that guy. Dude also tried to be like "you dress like a loser buy a suit" and I was kind of like "eff you" at him. IDEK.

Sweet, because it looks fricking awesome and I am all for awesome movies.

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subj: Re: not freaking out

o.o He... what? And you don't need a suit. >__< And he what?! I mean, I asked YOU first why would trying to bribe YOU make a difference?

Awesome movies are awesome and they should make more of them.

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To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: Re: not freaking out

I'm confused about what you're asking.

also I totally have suits, two even. I wore one at prom I just didn't wear the tie because eff ties.

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subj: Re: not freaking out

I don't even know. I'm confused at what happened and what he thought he was doing. >__< I'm going to have to ask him WTH.

And you looked great in those suits! Like totally awesome and stuff. What his deal was was likely where the suits are from because it's stupid but that's totally a big deal at home, well, at what used to be home. I couldn't care less. I think it'd totally be better you know, without a tie and stuff.

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To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: Re: not freaking out

I don't even know, he was all like that your dad's a choad and didn't want you to get hurt or whatever, I have no idea what the hell goes on in his head. People with brain powers are all cray-cray.

How does he even know where the hell I got my suits? It's a suit! A suit's a suit, right?

I'll wear a tie if I gotta but I don't like 'em, and well, you know! claws = not tying things.

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To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subj: Re: not freaking out

Great, so it was like a big brother type of thing. He totally doesn't need to protect me anymore.

And it sounds funny, but if you know what to look for you can tell when something's not big named. Even for like everyday clothes. Trust me, I know. Always thought it was the worst thing to point out though because 99% of the time it doesn't make a huge difference.

Ties would be awful! And you look better without them and you really don't have to worry about the buttons at the top of the shirt either if you don't want to.

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To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: Re: not freaking out

Man, I shouldda told him that if I was an asshat to you that you could kick me into New Jersey.

Really? That's messed up. It's just clothes.

I hate that button too, unless the shirts, like fit me super great.

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subj: Re: not freaking out

I wouldn't kick you THAT far. I promise.

And it is. I never got why it was so important. But it was, so whatever. I don't live where it matters anymore so I don't care.

So, never button it. I'm okay with that. I'm COMPLETELY okay with that. *__*

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To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: Re: not freaking out

Well, kicking anyone to New Jersey is wrong because no one should ever have to go to Jersey, it smells like Axe and gas and rotten seaweed.

Maybe it matters for people who think it matters. Your philosophy moment brought to you by hey I eat half a box of cookies.

Pretty sure if I end up student teaching in the DX I'll have to button it.

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subj: Re: not freaking out

New Jersey DOES smell bad. And can I have the other half of the mentioned cookie box?

Even if you do you can unbotton it around me. :D

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To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: Re: not freaking out

Bad isn't even like the word. Sure. They're those lemon ones. I really shouldn't eat so many but I was emailing this girl and then the next thing I knew half the box was gone. WTF?

I knew you were gonna say that.

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subj: Re: not freaking out

Gee, does this girl know you're eating cookies without her? ;D

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To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: Re: not freaking out

Pretty sure since I can hear her typing on her phone from outside my door.

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To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subj: Re: not freaking out

FURSES, COILED AGAIN.

I'm coming in. I'm stealing cookies. :D