Email to Dori
Aug. 4th, 2011 12:03 pmTo: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: Stop freaking out I'm not emailing to say the date sucked
Since I know you're like oh god he emailed me to say it sucked and I suck and everything sucks, which I am totally not doing. It was totally fine after you stopped being like fifty kinds of nervous.
Anyway I didn't wanna like say this before the date because I didn't want a dick rating of dickfinity 8==> but you should probs know that Julian tried to like bribe me to not go on the date. Whatever I don't get that guy, he thinks I hate him for like, reasons I totally don't and doesn't get that I think he's a choad for different reasons. Anyway, he's your friend and I'm not going to be a douche over it but it's probably fair to tell you.
btws, the date was fine and how do you feel about Cowboys and Aliens because it has like Han Solo and James Bond as cowboys fighting aliens, that's a recipe for freaking awesome.
From: [Kyle]
Subject: Stop freaking out I'm not emailing to say the date sucked
Since I know you're like oh god he emailed me to say it sucked and I suck and everything sucks, which I am totally not doing. It was totally fine after you stopped being like fifty kinds of nervous.
Anyway I didn't wanna like say this before the date because I didn't want a dick rating of dickfinity 8==> but you should probs know that Julian tried to like bribe me to not go on the date. Whatever I don't get that guy, he thinks I hate him for like, reasons I totally don't and doesn't get that I think he's a choad for different reasons. Anyway, he's your friend and I'm not going to be a douche over it but it's probably fair to tell you.
btws, the date was fine and how do you feel about Cowboys and Aliens because it has like Han Solo and James Bond as cowboys fighting aliens, that's a recipe for freaking awesome.
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Date: 2011-08-05 03:09 am (UTC)From: [Kyle]
Subject: Re: not freaking out
Pretty sure since I can hear her typing on her phone from outside my door.
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Date: 2011-08-05 03:49 am (UTC)From: [Dori]
Subj: Re: not freaking out
FURSES, COILED AGAIN.
I'm coming in. I'm stealing cookies. :D