E-Mail to Kyle
Oct. 31st, 2011 11:59 pmTo: [Muppet Yoda]
From: [Zombie Girl]
Subject: That Wade dude
So, oh wise one, can you please explain to me what the fuck is up with that Wade dude coming in and being a douche in my journal? He acts like I fucking massacred Matt or like mocked him for not being able to read street signs or some shit. I do not get what his problem is. Yeah, I blew up his spot when he was all "I looked bad ass" but I wasn't even being a bitch. I was mostly joking. I mean, okay, he totally didn't look bad ass and you really shouldn't let people go on thinking shit that ain't true because then they get all confident and shot down in epic ways and it is all. fucking. bad. And usually by people who are actually trying to be mean. But that wasn't even what I was doing. If it was then my end of that would've gone way different.
So anyway, can you please explain to me what the epic stick up that dude's ass is? Especially when I don't even know him behind having some pictures of him thinking he's a cowboy and knowing he's partly the reason why everyone went crazy on Saturday?
-Lay
From: [Zombie Girl]
Subject: That Wade dude
So, oh wise one, can you please explain to me what the fuck is up with that Wade dude coming in and being a douche in my journal? He acts like I fucking massacred Matt or like mocked him for not being able to read street signs or some shit. I do not get what his problem is. Yeah, I blew up his spot when he was all "I looked bad ass" but I wasn't even being a bitch. I was mostly joking. I mean, okay, he totally didn't look bad ass and you really shouldn't let people go on thinking shit that ain't true because then they get all confident and shot down in epic ways and it is all. fucking. bad. And usually by people who are actually trying to be mean. But that wasn't even what I was doing. If it was then my end of that would've gone way different.
So anyway, can you please explain to me what the epic stick up that dude's ass is? Especially when I don't even know him behind having some pictures of him thinking he's a cowboy and knowing he's partly the reason why everyone went crazy on Saturday?
-Lay
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Date: 2011-11-01 05:51 am (UTC)From: [Sacking up]
Uh...can you like text me when Wade is gone? Because I don't think me sacking up and ignoring him is gonna go that well if I show up with food for you and he's like right there
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Date: 2011-11-01 05:58 am (UTC)From: [cooler codename than youuuu]
He's gotta hobble so if you're gonna drop off and then woosh it's cool otherwise I will text.
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Date: 2011-11-01 06:00 am (UTC)From: [Purveyor of exotic sammiches]
I might need to do like heating or legit cooking things so it could take a minute. If he hobbles before I am there send warning text. Ovens have a "warm" option for a reason.
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Date: 2011-11-01 06:05 am (UTC)From: [EAT ALL THE THINGS!]
I will warn. Warning is an option. I can totally do that.
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Date: 2011-11-01 06:09 am (UTC)From: [It is my new favorite word along with burgeoning...I is learn-ed]
Awesome!