TXT to Clint

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] What's this journal system thing that I'm now part of?
[2/3] What do you use it for other than gathering intel on everyone else doing the fancy mansion living?
[3/3] Pass the skittles and vodka.

Comments

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] just a way 2 communicate
[2/5] some ppl post cool links
[3/5] or make plans 4 holidays
[4/5] just talk outta their asses
[5/5] theyre closer 2 u

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/6] Security protocols?
[2/6] No obligation to use?
[3/6] You mean make fools of themselves. Or is that just you?
[4/6] (I was bored. I did some reading.)
[5/6] Was that scoring through txt communication a first for you?
[6/6] Technicalities.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/6] i will not be judged by u
[2/6] thats a lie u cn totes judge me
[3/6] securitys good cypher & domino
[4/6] & other ppl also closed network/system
[5/6] u had 2 c other ppl bein drunk 2
[6/6] & no obligation 2 use journals

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/5] Judgey, judge, judge, octopus.
[2/5] I seem to be in residence for the foreseeable future. I'll be there for the next one.
[3/5] Sharknado 4 next summer.
[4/5] Shark Week too. We'll need to clear our schedules for the week like usual.
[5/5] Did I tell you about the Tremors tv reboot with Kevin Bacon???

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/6] yeh u will & itll b awesome
[2/6] sharknado 4 & shark week
[3/6] god ima need my stomach pumped
[4/6] obvs not really
[5/6] oh jesus christ a tremors reboot??
[6/6] WITH BACON? oh god

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Should have you trained enough that won't be necessary.
[2/4] Yesssssssssss
[3/4] Bacon's reprising his original role and producing. It's going to be gooood.
[4/4] Might need to increase the monthly vodka/alcohol order. I don't have to worry about missions last minute anymore.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] plenty well trained
[2/4] srsly hes producing? man
[3/4] this is going to be amazing
[4/4] yes pls always more vodka

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Yes.
[2/4] We have dvrs here right? But appointment viewing anyway.
[3/4] Don't need you constantly drunk even if we're now both out of the game.
[4/4] Your liver and Phil would be very unhappy with me.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/3] aw phil aw liver
[2/3] we do have dvrs yes
[3/3] excellent plan

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Think Phil would shoot me if I paid him a visit to compare notes?
[2/3] Oh, where's Buckybear?
[3/3] Did you have plans in the next week or so? I have a gift that might need you to travel.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] prob wont shoot u 2 glad ur back ok
[2/4] bbs in my room on the bedside table
[3/4] not nxt wk after moving sun
[4/4] can travel wherever whenever after tht

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Since you'll be out of commission after our big extravagant move, think I'll pay him a visit then.
[2/4] May borrow Buckybear for a night or two.
[3/4] You make my life so complicated. Fine, I'll reschedule the travel.
[4/4] I need to talk to your friend about transports and coffee in exchange. That would make this much easier.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] wait autocorrtect
[2/4] YES nxt wk aftr moving sun
[3/4] where r we goin?
[4/4] but yeh tlk 2 clarice shes awesome

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] ...How does autocorrect live with itself on your phone?
[2/3] Bday surprise. Wait, why are we doing the moving on your bday?
[3/3] Did you forget your own bday?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/2] uh
[2/2] im pleading the 5th

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/6] I'm sitting right next to you. You can't plead the 5th!
[2/6] The look on your face already gave it away.
[3/6] Ugh. And me without my emergency supply of extremely good vodka handy. Here, have the bottle. Finish it.
[4/6] Then Sunday, we are speed moving and then we're going to celebrate.
[5/6] So start texting people, you idiot.
[6/6] <3

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/3] yes maam
[2/3] so this shld b fun
[3/3] what am i telling ppl re: plans?

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] That you're an idiot and forgot your own bday so the alcohol's on you and we're going into the city to have some fun.
[2/4] Invite Ev too.
[3/4] Some serious fun.
[4/4] ...You said something about image inducers? I don't have the time or the want to to deal with changing my appearance right now.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] ok fair
[2/5] dont thnk evll b up 4 nythng
[3/5] funeral
[4/5] but ill ask
[5/5] & yeh ill chk w scott abt getting u 1

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Thought he might like the distraction but I understand.
[2/4] Wouldn't be using it all the time. Just when I'm lazy/tired.
[3/4] Would like to stay red for a while for once.
[4/4] So turning 31 means, like tradition states, 31 bars. :D

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] understandable
[2/4] howre we still alive?
[3/4] our poor livers
[4/4] yes 31 bars

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Phil scared our livers into a higher state of functioning that involves another plane of existence?
[2/3] I'm Russian. Vodka practically runs through my veins.
[3/3] I don't know how to explain you tho.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/3] i believe it abt phil
[2/3] im russian by osmosis?
[3/3] i will survive!

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] I can forge you a birth certificate and passport.
[2/3] Yes, or I will haunt your ass in the afterlife.
[3/3] Because death by alcohol poisoning is a death beneath you.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] ooooo a pretty new passport
[2/4] thatd b nice
[3/4] so far beneath me
[4/4] anticlimactic even