TXT to Clint

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] What's this journal system thing that I'm now part of?
[2/3] What do you use it for other than gathering intel on everyone else doing the fancy mansion living?
[3/3] Pass the skittles and vodka.

Comments

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Thought he might like the distraction but I understand.
[2/4] Wouldn't be using it all the time. Just when I'm lazy/tired.
[3/4] Would like to stay red for a while for once.
[4/4] So turning 31 means, like tradition states, 31 bars. :D

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] understandable
[2/4] howre we still alive?
[3/4] our poor livers
[4/4] yes 31 bars

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Phil scared our livers into a higher state of functioning that involves another plane of existence?
[2/3] I'm Russian. Vodka practically runs through my veins.
[3/3] I don't know how to explain you tho.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/3] i believe it abt phil
[2/3] im russian by osmosis?
[3/3] i will survive!

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] I can forge you a birth certificate and passport.
[2/3] Yes, or I will haunt your ass in the afterlife.
[3/3] Because death by alcohol poisoning is a death beneath you.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] ooooo a pretty new passport
[2/4] thatd b nice
[3/4] so far beneath me
[4/4] anticlimactic even

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] What happened to the other billion and a half passports you have?
[2/3] About as anticlimatic as death by old age.
[3/3] Desired but so not the going out in style kind.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] squirreld them away n places
[2/4] u no i just like pretty new things
[3/4] yeh somehow dont see u or me
[4/4] goin out bc of old age

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Yes you're a magpie for shiny things.
[2/3] We like jumping off tall things and out of perfectly good planes.
[3/3] Think that says it all.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/2] once ur ribs rnt broken
[2/2] were goin base jumpin

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Absolutely.
[2/3] Why can't I have a healing factor?
[3/3] Are those transferable/implantable?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] its possible theoretically
[2/4] lots of gene therapy
[3/4] ud hv 2b a science project
[4/4] not worth it at this point

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Been a science project since I could remember.
[2/3] Mutancy is just icing on the cake.
[3/3] But it could be fun. Mad scientisting ftw?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/3] cld do some reading
[2/3] but not actually my area of science
[3/3] u want me 2 look into it for real?

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] You think it's even viable w/o some truly horrifying experiments?
[2/3] Need to be figuring out my poison stuff more than the healing factor honestly.
[3/3] But man, would that fucking come in handy.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] lots of horrible experiments already done
[2/5] but yeah focus on what uve got
[3/5] b4 we add more
[4/5] only hf wld keep u from feeling liquor
[5/5] might not b worth it

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/5] Eh, potato, pota-toe.
[2/5] Aww healing factor no.
[3/5] I like my liquor too much for that.
[4/5] Maybe injectable healing factor to combat wounds but not full on.
[5/5] ...That'd be an epic hangover cure.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/10] what local hf like local anesthetic
[2/10] wed make a killing off that
[3/10] like no jobs ever necessary again
[4/10] ever but ethics & stuff
[5/10] have to isolate specific hf gene
[6/10] & thn attempt to synthesize it
[7/10] & THN apply it might b easier 2 just
[8/10] figure out how to neutralize liquor
[9/10] in the bloodstream to avoid hangovers
[10/10] altogether but hm

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/9] Here, have some more vodka to ponder it.
[2/9] This is why Phil always looked at us weird when we asked for higher lab clearances.
[3/9] Imagine just popping a pill for broken ribs and wounds?
[4/9] We'd seriously be rolling in it.
[5/9] Neutralizing just the liquor is for underachievers.
[6/9] We're nothing but overachievers. Aim for the stars and all that.
[7/9] Have to consider if the healing factor would target other mutations as something to fix or recognize as part of the original system.
[8/9] Can't also have it readjusting DNA sequence with natural mutations.
[9/9] Concentration issues would be another thing. Dependent on body type or severity of wound.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/9] vodak yesssssssss excellent plan
[2/9] wait no phil wouldnt approve sadface
[3/9] prob more like inject at site
[4/9] but prob also have to synthesize 4
[5/9] individual use to avoid issue re: other mutations
[6/9] u no apply hf to single persons dna thru gene therapy
[7/9] inject specific dose ate site to avoid spreading
[8/9] 2 far & then maybe killswitch so it doesnt stay 2 long
[9/9] but need 2 c abt venom first ok?

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/6] What Phil doesn't know won't kill him.
[2/6] Long as it doesn't kill us either. He'd be upset about that.
[3/6] So treat more like a poison. Partial benefit before it triggers complications then killswitch w/antidote after healed.
[4/6] Yes, venom first.
[5/6] Don't produce much in volume. Need to run some tests with adrenaline later.
[6/6] Determine cost/benefit breakdown.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/3] sure cn run those in the lab downstairs
[2/3] need 2 c abt adrenaline crashes 2
[3/3] wht r ur acceptable cost parameters?

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Crashes could be problematic if unpredictable.
[2/3] Too much of an unknown to say.
[3/3] Need thorough analysis first.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] thnk we cn get adrenaline from the medlab
[2/5] or cn get things from a friend
[3/5] but well start w 1 pen
[4/5] c wht happens re: venom production & crash
[5/5] test for consistency etc

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Won't ask questions?
[2/4] Precisely. Observe, monitor, and determine best utilization.
[3/4] When we're not hungover.
[4/4] Don't want to accidentally inject someone/something.