Nov. 19th, 2011

[identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
To: [Random Smartass Nerd]
BCC: [Yoda]
From: [Random Zombie Maker]
Subject: Epic 'Stache

So...I hear you have a long, shady history with epic 'staches. Inquiring minds want to know...what makes a man pursue an epic 'stache? Does the man make the 'stache or does the 'stache...[dramatic pause]...make the man? Has your 'stache ever given a chick rug burn? And, most importantly...did you condition your 'stache to keep it silky smooth? Lastly, where is your epic 'stache today? Why have the two of you parted ways? Was it amicable? Did the 'stache decide it needed to explore things outside of your face? Is it really possible to break up amicably with a 'stache considering you have to kill it to part ways? or was it a humane euthanasia? Are there pictures of you and the Epic 'Stache in happier days?

-Lay
[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com
To: [Witchy Woman]
From: [Walking History Textbook]

Subject: Can we meet up later?

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[identity profile] x-celsis.livejournal.com
From: Frost, Emma
To: Frost, Adrienne

If you think things that loudly at that time of night on that broad a channel, you do know I'm going to hear them, don't you?

You aren't planning on doing anything stupid, are you, little sister? Or at least nothing that can't be repaired without further visits to the police station? Because I find police stations terribly dull. And they always smell faintly unpleasant. Like guilt and self-pity mixed with just a hint of sick.

Emma

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