E-Mail to Doug
Nov. 19th, 2011 02:12 amTo: [Random Smartass Nerd]
BCC: [Yoda]
From: [Random Zombie Maker]
Subject: Epic 'Stache
So...I hear you have a long, shady history with epic 'staches. Inquiring minds want to know...what makes a man pursue an epic 'stache? Does the man make the 'stache or does the 'stache...[dramatic pause]...make the man? Has your 'stache ever given a chick rug burn? And, most importantly...did you condition your 'stache to keep it silky smooth? Lastly, where is your epic 'stache today? Why have the two of you parted ways? Was it amicable? Did the 'stache decide it needed to explore things outside of your face? Is it really possible to break up amicably with a 'stache considering you have to kill it to part ways? or was it a humane euthanasia? Are there pictures of you and the Epic 'Stache in happier days?
-Lay
BCC: [Yoda]
From: [Random Zombie Maker]
Subject: Epic 'Stache
So...I hear you have a long, shady history with epic 'staches. Inquiring minds want to know...what makes a man pursue an epic 'stache? Does the man make the 'stache or does the 'stache...[dramatic pause]...make the man? Has your 'stache ever given a chick rug burn? And, most importantly...did you condition your 'stache to keep it silky smooth? Lastly, where is your epic 'stache today? Why have the two of you parted ways? Was it amicable? Did the 'stache decide it needed to explore things outside of your face? Is it really possible to break up amicably with a 'stache considering you have to kill it to part ways? or was it a humane euthanasia? Are there pictures of you and the Epic 'Stache in happier days?
-Lay