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[xp_emplate]

[1] It is my earnest wish that you have found your vacation sufficiently diverting. I assume your prolonged silence has been the result of a pleasant alcoholic haze, possibly beneath a mountain of beignets.

[2] I myself must settle for this brief respite between tedious Zoom calls, which are nonetheless preferable to raiding black sites devoted to human experimentation. Would you say New Orleans is worth a visit?Perhaps I'll take a day trip.

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[xp_rogue]

(1) Well, I was drunk a lot of it, and super happy with fried desserts but alas, I hadn't responded to any of your reels because long story short -- Gar died I think, and there were hostages to save and I think there was a witch and I probably should have been more sober for this?

(2) I know it's cliche to say but I really need a vacation from my vacation.

(3) Oooh human experimentation?? Like the fun theoretical kind or the awful 'it actually happened' kind?

[xp_emplate]

(1) Rogue,take it from one who knows: there is no such thing as "fun" human experimentation.

(2) A shame to hear about Garrison's untimely death, no doubt due to liver failure if the city lives up to its reputation. I take it "hostages" is your term for those hopefuls awaiting a right swipe. I expect negotiations were intense.

(3) (However, I confess I'm coming up short on what the witch refers to.)

[xp_rogue]

(1) I know, I know. I'm just so over all this crap that I keep hoping that one day, we'll experiment for good and not evil.

(2) Je te jure, Marius -- he straight up died and hostages were the kind that were like ... eavesdropping my comms with the girls, which honestly? Not cool. And then we missed out our reservations in the French Quarter, because we had to go and do some rescues and like ... I am le tired, mon ami. Also Gar is banging Jean, and I doubt she'd be fine with right swipes.

(3) Selene. Ding dong, the witch is dead?

[xp_emplate]

(1) I beg you pardon, but... You what, mate


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(2) In general, of course, not the bit about Jean and Garrison. Good on them.

[xp_rogue]

(1) I hope she stretched beforehand and does her kegels

(2) And yeah!!! It was nuts. The others are flying home because FUCK driving, but I'm going to stay a few more days and actually have a vacation. Being an unemployed bum with no responsibilities is kinda nice.

[xp_rogue]

(1) Picture sent of Rogue, lounging in a deck hammock with a bowl of gumbo on her chest.

(2) Boobs are so handy to have.

[xp_emplate]

(1) My apologies, more meetings happened. You'll be delighted to know they were nearly impossible to concentrate upon after your last message.

(2) Do I refer to news of Garrison's death, your speculation about our teammate's calisthenics, or your choice of dinner tray? A majority of these invite physical retaliation, and as such I encourage you to assume it to be whatever option pleases you most.

(3) I would ask if there's anything I can do to make your stay more pleasant, but what might I offer to the woman who has everything (including, it seems, random hostage situations)?

[xp_rogue]

(1) So I got drunk and forgot that I hadn't answered back hahaha

(2) You can comment on anything and everything anytime. I'm currently debating do I fly home today, tomorrow or never. Maybe help me with that choice. That'd be nice.

[xp_emplate]

(1) No worries. I myself was briefly waylaid by an extradimensional visitor whilst visiting the chapel this reason.

(2) Does this help inform your choice?