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[1] It is my earnest wish that you have found your vacation sufficiently diverting. I assume your prolonged silence has been the result of a pleasant alcoholic haze, possibly beneath a mountain of beignets.

[2] I myself must settle for this brief respite between tedious Zoom calls, which are nonetheless preferable to raiding black sites devoted to human experimentation. Would you say New Orleans is worth a visit?Perhaps I'll take a day trip.

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From:

xp_emplate

(1) I beg you pardon, but... You what, mate

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(2) In general, of course, not the bit about Jean and Garrison. Good on them.

From:

xp_rogue

(1) I hope she stretched beforehand and does her kegels

(2) And yeah!!! It was nuts. The others are flying home because FUCK driving, but I'm going to stay a few more days and actually have a vacation. Being an unemployed bum with no responsibilities is kinda nice.

From:

xp_rogue

(1) Picture sent of Rogue, lounging in a deck hammock with a bowl of gumbo on her chest.

(2) Boobs are so handy to have.

From:

xp_emplate

(1) My apologies, more meetings happened. You'll be delighted to know they were nearly impossible to concentrate upon after your last message.

(2) Do I refer to news of Garrison's death, your speculation about our teammate's calisthenics, or your choice of dinner tray? A majority of these invite physical retaliation, and as such I encourage you to assume it to be whatever option pleases you most.

(3) I would ask if there's anything I can do to make your stay more pleasant, but what might I offer to the woman who has everything (including, it seems, random hostage situations)?

From:

xp_rogue

(1) So I got drunk and forgot that I hadn't answered back hahaha

(2) You can comment on anything and everything anytime. I'm currently debating do I fly home today, tomorrow or never. Maybe help me with that choice. That'd be nice.

From:

xp_emplate

(1) No worries. I myself was briefly waylaid by an extradimensional visitor whilst visiting the chapel this reason.

(2) Does this help inform your choice?