That's really too bad. Breaking doors with my brain is unreliable. Going to Cain for the master key is not.
You know you're not winning this. Let's just skip to the part where we both fall asleep on each other the couch. Sleep makes everything better. And maybe more soup.
Hinges won't matter. Don't make the fire come. Bobby hasn't been out of the infirmary for too long, and I think he's got better things to do with his time right now than put out your door.
1/5 of me is cruel. 2/5 are perverse. The other 2/5 just want to see you well enough to not be benched. You're outnumbered.
You'd better be eating by the 18th. I missed a couple birthdays, so I don't tolerate it when people won't have cake, but for you I'll allow non-fat cake even though that shouldn't really count as a dessert.
I lose track when I'm tired. You've been subjected to an email from Davey before. My errors are just better spelled.
There will be cake whether you want it or not, but we can talk about what you would like in person. In about thirty seconds, as a matter of fact. Deal.
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Date: 2006-11-08 05:36 am (UTC)From: [Lorna]
Just leave me alone. I don't want to see anyone right now.
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Date: 2006-11-08 05:47 am (UTC)From: [Jim]
That's really too bad. Breaking doors with my brain is unreliable. Going to Cain for the master key is not.
You know you're not winning this. Let's just skip to the part where we both fall asleep on each other the couch. Sleep makes everything better. And maybe more soup.
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Date: 2006-11-08 05:50 am (UTC)From: [Lorna]
I could fuse the hinges. Then you'd be stuck outside.
I'm not eating again today. Making me is outlawed under the Geneva convention as cruel and unusual punishment.
Go AWAY.
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Date: 2006-11-08 06:03 am (UTC)From: [Jim]
Hinges won't matter. Don't make the fire come. Bobby hasn't been out of the infirmary for too long, and I think he's got better things to do with his time right now than put out your door.
1/5 of me is cruel. 2/5 are perverse. The other 2/5 just want to see you well enough to not be benched. You're outnumbered.
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Date: 2006-11-08 06:05 am (UTC)From: [Lorna]
He's not here. He left with Terry.
You're going to have to explain that breakdown to me.
I'm still not eating.
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Date: 2006-11-08 06:12 am (UTC)From: [Jim]
In that case you really shouldn't provoke Cyndi.
Typo. I'm four now.
You'd better be eating by the 18th. I missed a couple birthdays, so I don't tolerate it when people won't have cake, but for you I'll allow non-fat cake even though that shouldn't really count as a dessert.
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Date: 2006-11-08 06:19 am (UTC)From: [Lorna]
Whatever.
That was a long and complicated typo. With poor math skills.
I don't like cake.
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Date: 2006-11-08 06:36 am (UTC)From: [Jim]
I lose track when I'm tired. You've been subjected to an email from Davey before. My errors are just better spelled.
There will be cake whether you want it or not, but we can talk about what you would like in person. In about thirty seconds, as a matter of fact. Deal.