text messages sent to Forge, Crystal, Marius and Terry

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Friends! why r u not here??? Were having fun! At least i think we are. Anyway, we are having more fun than u guys right now. Who says teachrs can have all the fun?

i might be a little tipsy. s hhhhhhh. secret. were all adults here. except for u Crystal. but we dont hold that against u.

Comments

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

indeed! I am reminded, there are teleporters for all. In Attilan as well. You can all join us!

of course, that would require someone daring to approach Forge in the throes of his newest great work, and I am uncertain whether it is wise to expose oneself to a pulsating mass of Genius.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I still like Bobby better than you two. Sorry.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

I see. I am to bespurned by every woman in my life. perhaps I should test this theory witht he one by the bar.

ah, wait. It's just the bloke with the long hair again.

Truly my life is full of hardship.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

On the upside, you no longer have sharp teeth on your palms.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Yes, those qualities did leave me quite hard up for dating. completely unviable. Quite a lakc of candlelit dinners and that. After all, a woman would have to be quite twisted to cast her nets into that lake.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Not precisely my point, lad. But I'm going to try not to be insulted.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

That was what when spelling is possibel could be termed as faceitious.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Come home, my dears. You're using words of less than eight syllables.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Yes. My vocabulry is become rather limited. also, and more vitally, last call approaches.

Jen, find your shoe.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

found ti!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

tell him u've been naughty?

oh god no, wait, please, dont do that. agghhhhhhhh.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I think my new tiny roommate wouldn't appreciate the results of that game.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

yes, please dont scar the new kid. please dont scar US.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I rather like her. She's got a fantastic sense of humor. And an ex in common with me.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

tommy gets around, doesnt he? he now hasa harem of small grls to attend to his every whim.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

It's the broody. Chicks dig it. (Honestly, he can be very charming.)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

indeed, and the poetyr. if i wasnt convinced he an the other new broody guy werent predestined...

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Not so much a great work as just business as usual. The benefit of having a 72 hour sleep cycle is that you can stretch out work to the hours when no one is likely to come by and bother you. Or to be sitting around texting drunken peers while system backups run.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

you need some spot of sunshine in your life. And so we force it upon you by aggressively applied Reply All long beyond the recipient's capacity for interest.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I have plenty of sunshine in my life. I just find it through methods other than inebriated antics.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

the computer screen dont count as proper UV radiation

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

yes, yes. We shall allow you to resume playing with your system restore now.

You really have never been anything less than 40 years old inside, have you?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Marius, in your current state - or frankly, in any state - you're not likely to understand the consequences of what could happen with my brain if I got drunk. The most you have to worry about is a morning headache or waking up with some girl you'll forget within thirty minutes. I don't exactly have that luxury.

I have nothing against fun. I tend to recall being duct-taped to a wall in the name of fun, and I still count that as one of our more fruitful endeavors. But don't assume that just because I don't share the club kid lifestyle that I've suddenly turned into the Professor.

Of course, you'd know that if you'd bother to actually stop by for more than a

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

mate, you know if you feel starved for my attentions you just have to say, right?

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

You could just find out where you are.