text messages sent to Forge, Crystal, Marius and Terry

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Friends! why r u not here??? Were having fun! At least i think we are. Anyway, we are having more fun than u guys right now. Who says teachrs can have all the fun?

i might be a little tipsy. s hhhhhhh. secret. were all adults here. except for u Crystal. but we dont hold that against u.

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Reply message to Jennie

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Wherever "here" is, I am not there because you did not invite me. Who is "we"? Is someone with you? Where are you?

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

that is because you went thousands miles away. we is marius. i think. he supposed to be keeping the men off me, but he disapeared. maaaaarius, where r uuuuuu?

u come next time. <3<3<3 u.

Reply to Jennie and Marius

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Yes, and you could have accompanied me had you expressed any interest in coming to Attilan.

Marius, are you keeping the men off of her?

Re: Reply to Jennie and Marius

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

i'm fickle. i regret now, because it was soooo boring here. i wanna see your palace. i can come next time, right?

Reply to Jennie

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Yes, Jennie, you can come next time. It is a real palace on a real island; no tribute is required.

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

I'm on the other side of the room. I'm gratified you remembered. For a moment there I had assued you were so shedded you'd forgotten we came together, since i saw no other reason I would be texted from across the room.

or, additionally, the mate who you appear to have forgotten is now school security officer.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Unclench, Marius. So long as you guys don't get in trouble or vanish off the radar, I have no issues with where you go or what you're doing, so long as I'm not directly asked, in which case this conversation never took place.

Reply to Marius

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Watch her. Please. Do not let her out of your sight.

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I know he's the security officer, ding-dong, but he's still my friend. and he can be bribed with pie.

and you disapearded

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Do you remember what happened the last time I went out clubbing for Clarice's birthday?

Besides, I'm working.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

bah, u need to have fun. i remember when wearing very little would tempt you out of the house.

u dont love me no more. u make me sad.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I have no doubt you can find your pick of socially-acceptable men to love you, dear Jennie. Or, lacking that, your lout of a husband.

JHF

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

saaaaad. im so saaaaaad now.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Bobby says I can't go out and join you. Not even just to chaperone.

Actually he says I can but he'll withhold sex and I like that better than I like you.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

your husband is a meanie. i do a shot in your honor.

and to get that reply out of my head.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

As drunk as you are, you'll not remember it in the morning anyway.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Noooo. Now I need to be drunkER.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

I concurr.

you know, delicate eyes can see these replies.

And byt hat I mean Forge.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Forge has access to the surveillance cameras. And the internet. I trust that his eyes are far from innocent or delicate.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

They do not even know where they are, so you would not be able to attempt to act as their chaperone anyway.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

They have their cell phones. We can find them in under, what is it Forge? Something like 15 seconds? And then Clarice could have me there in another 45 once I got a hold of her. That's the point of having the mandatory mobile devices.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

nothing says love like electronic stalking.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

indeed! I am reminded, there are teleporters for all. In Attilan as well. You can all join us!

of course, that would require someone daring to approach Forge in the throes of his newest great work, and I am uncertain whether it is wise to expose oneself to a pulsating mass of Genius.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

They need to stop drinking. Please do not encourage them to continue drinking.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

So long as they're within about 500 miles, yes. I could give the whole spiel about cross-band persistent carrier theory and signal perpetuation enabling me to triangulate their location to within a meter in less than the aforementioned fifteen seconds - but there are character limits on these.