[identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] xp_communication
To: [Mr Has some explaining to do]
From: [Wondering what the hell is in the water.]



Jennie is pregnant? Marius, did you get my suite mate pregnant? Bad mutant! No cookies for you.

~L.

Date: 2007-07-13 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
To: [Leaper of conclusions]
From: [Beset by false suspicion]

Unless my potency has reached such levels that it requires not even the most minor removal of clothing to take effect I am quite certain that Jen's debatable pregnancy is no doing of mine. However, I am now thoroughly disturbed.

Date: 2007-07-13 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
To: [Clearly of impossibly high standards]
From: [Has nothing to prove]

Ah, you have caught me out. My intent was to use the subterfuge of a false marriage to coax Jen, steadily and through much patience and moderately-priced gifts, into a marriage that was true in fact. Now, however, it is clear to me that her affections are already clearly bound to another, and the ruse was hopeless from the start. Cheers, Laurie, for the irreparable shattering of my dreams.

Now there's nothing left but to find an easily-lifted portable stereo and a sufficiently heartrending ballad with which I may serenade her from the street below her father's home. Adieu, for I must find a store which sells 8-tracks.

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