email to Kyle, Laurie

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to: [Big Blonde Guy] [Little Blonde Girl]
from: [la raza]

subj: Mr. Marko's email.

OK. We have to coordinate stories. I do not like having my intestines spread all over the north lawn, and I do not care if you can grow yours back, Kyle.

We say it was Alex's dog that knocked it over. Kyle, you were trying to protect the poor dumb thing by saying it was an invisible student. Laurie you were just being ...uh, charming. I guess. We swore all the other students to secrecy. If one of them spills on us, there will be retribution.

Now. We need to find a way to fix the vase, say we were trying to protect Alex's dog by keeping it a secret. If the vase is fixed, no harm, no foul. Comprende?

-J

Comments

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To: [Juan Solo], [Why aren't there any other chicks in Star Wars besides Leia?]
From: [Chewie]

Dude, I was just making shit up to be funny. Which is totally what we should tell them. I didn't know there was a broken vase until the post went up.

But yeah, I can go with that. I was making shit up to be funny AND to protect the poor dog. I like dogs. But not circus seals.

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to: [Padamame, or Panda bear, or something...] [Because Geroge Lucas is sexist]
from: [Juan Solo]

One of the younger kids smashed it and I stuck it in our linen closet. I am going to see if I cannot bribe one of the other guys to repair it. That way, we can say we were trying to protect the dog, but oh hey look, it is fixed!

....circus seals? Do I even want to know?

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to: [Queen Amagdalya?], [True dat.]
From: [how do I spell that chewie thing in Spanish?]

We need someone with fix-shit skills here. I still say that saying I was making shit up to be funny makes more sense then trying to protect a dog...

It's a Clerks thing. Jay is like, obsessed with circus seals. Not like, my-ex-Jay Jay, but Silent Bob's Hetero Life Partner Jay.

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to: [Chuy] [Was there another girl character in Star Wars?]
from: [Juan]

I know there's got to be someone around here that does. If not, we will just have to find the superglue. You can say you were making shit up to be funny, and I will be trying to protect the dog.

...I think I will have to watch that movie again. I do not recall that. But my English used to suck more.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

to: [Wasn't Queen Amagdayla the same chick as Padme though?], [Juan Solo]
From: [Chuy]

What does Chuy mean anyway?

Okay, so I was making shit up, you're protecting the dog... what about Laurie's ghost?

We should watch all of them. But, uh, not as movie night because dude, there is NO WAY I am explaining some of that shit to Sooraya or Yvette. And it's always me who ends up explaining stuff like lesbians and stuff. It's Jay's fault. My-ex-Jay, not Clerks-Jay.

The last thing I wanna do is have to explain ass-to-mouth.

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to: [Yes. Edamame or something.] [Chuy]
from: [Juan Solo]

Chuy is a nickname. Short for Jesus. (Not the messiah, but the name, hay-zoos)

Laurie... Uh. Laurie was trying to protect the dog and we got our stories mixed up? When in doubt, tell the truth.

No. I am not trying to explain Less Beans again.

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To: [Chuy], [Scruffy nerf herder]
From: [There was also the green t'willik type girl]

I was being funny, actually. But the Stepford's did say there was some sort of ghost student. Anyway, yes, funny and protecting the dog. I wonder if Tommy could fix the vase? Although, I suppose Mr Marko wouldn't like a vase made completely out of metal either.

~L.