email to Kyle, Laurie
Aug. 27th, 2007 08:39 amto: [Big Blonde Guy] [Little Blonde Girl]
from: [la raza]
subj: Mr. Marko's email.
OK. We have to coordinate stories. I do not like having my intestines spread all over the north lawn, and I do not care if you can grow yours back, Kyle.
We say it was Alex's dog that knocked it over. Kyle, you were trying to protect the poor dumb thing by saying it was an invisible student. Laurie you were just being ...uh, charming. I guess. We swore all the other students to secrecy. If one of them spills on us, there will be retribution.
Now. We need to find a way to fix the vase, say we were trying to protect Alex's dog by keeping it a secret. If the vase is fixed, no harm, no foul. Comprende?
-J
from: [la raza]
subj: Mr. Marko's email.
OK. We have to coordinate stories. I do not like having my intestines spread all over the north lawn, and I do not care if you can grow yours back, Kyle.
We say it was Alex's dog that knocked it over. Kyle, you were trying to protect the poor dumb thing by saying it was an invisible student. Laurie you were just being ...uh, charming. I guess. We swore all the other students to secrecy. If one of them spills on us, there will be retribution.
Now. We need to find a way to fix the vase, say we were trying to protect Alex's dog by keeping it a secret. If the vase is fixed, no harm, no foul. Comprende?
-J
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Date: 2007-08-27 03:28 pm (UTC)from: [Juan Solo]
Chuy is a nickname. Short for Jesus. (Not the messiah, but the name, hay-zoos)
Laurie... Uh. Laurie was trying to protect the dog and we got our stories mixed up? When in doubt, tell the truth.
No. I am not trying to explain Less Beans again.
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Date: 2007-08-27 08:27 pm (UTC)From: [There was also the green t'willik type girl]
I was being funny, actually. But the Stepford's did say there was some sort of ghost student. Anyway, yes, funny and protecting the dog. I wonder if Tommy could fix the vase? Although, I suppose Mr Marko wouldn't like a vase made completely out of metal either.
~L.