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To: [Stavros, Jennie]
From: [Rasputin, Illyana]
Subject: Reasons why you should ignore most of the people you live with


So, are you all right? I can't offer much aside from an email, but having read the journals I felt I should check in. Especially since you seemed to have had it out with two completely unworthy people - I mean, Amanda? It's too easy. There's some bible or television movie story or something like that about throwing stones. Did I ever tell you about how she convinced my brother I was a demon so he disowned me? Or when Jubilee slept with her stupid boyfriend and Amanda attacked her? And just recently she called me some very uncalled-for things. Somebody's a cow, but it's not you.

And anyway, Laurie's what, thirteen or something? Somewhere around that weird pointy girl's age. I admit I don't pay much attention to cheery people, but that's just because they irritate me beyond reason.

So do let me know if I can do anything, aside from offering cutting remarks whenever necessary. Hopefully soon you won't be a dog, and we can go for dinner and gossip maliciously about everyone we know.

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to: [yana]
from: [jennie]

subj: i miss my thumbs

getting better at typing. marius was right when he said you would miss your thumbs the most. hopefully this will be over this afternoon. they just left to get mariah.

um. amandas comment was like all out of the blue. the hell have i ever done to her. okay so i like bitched her out in a bathroom once. but i totally apologized later and i havent like talked to her in forever. like seriously. the hell.

and lauries like 17 actually. and i dunno. she really pissed off kyle last night poor guy. i brought him eddie izzard to make him feel better and he made me some meatloaf but he was still freaking pissed. which sucks cause he and she are like friends. for me. i still stand by what i said. if she wants to be on the team she needs to learn to be way more mature.

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To: [Stavros, Jennie]
From: [Rasputin, Illyana]
Subject: I would probably miss my thumbs too

I hope they slap that girl after she turns you back. I would say you should slap her but that might turn you back, so let one of the other X-Men do it. Maybe the Canadian one. Canadians are kind of like dogs, right? Loyal and furry and whatever. So, not much of a change.

Amanda just has this holier-than-thou thing going on. I mean, I've done way more than bitch her out in a bathroom, and she refuses to rise to any bait I may or may not throw out (though of course I am very professional even in high-pressure situations). Why does she fight with you and not with me? Very unfair.

Though it doesn't hurt that she has a lapdog(boyfriend) to nip at everyone's heels. I mean, doesn't Angelo have anything better to do? Dr. Phil had this whole episode about individuality within relationships and let me tell you, they are in the danger zone. Or, as Dr. Phil would say, the danger zone.

Laurie just puzzles me if she is 17. I mean, I wouldn't have called someone a dogboy at 17. No, wait, I would have, but only to be mean, not funny. I'm glad he fed you, it must be difficult to get food in your present state. Though at least you don't have to use table manners, which was the worst part about coming back to Earth from Limbo, all those knives and forks and... whatever.

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to: [yana]
from: [jennie]
subj: hope they get back soon. i have homework that requires using a pen.

mariah is an okay girl. she was all freaked out an not listening to reason. get this. remember the heinous bitches i complain about. she totally turned them into dogs first and was freaking out cause she couldn't change them back. she like gets a medal for that. seriously.

i dunno. i honestly havent given her any thought. youll have to ask her. maybe shes like totally jealous of me or something. i dont know why. to listen to her shes all i have the perfect job and boyfriend and everyone loves me and lalalalala. what would dr phil say to that.

also. i love how he threatened to go tell on me to scott. its like dude. are you 5. not all of us can make team in 3 months and that doesnt make you all special cause of it. i wonder if fearless leader is totally banging his head against the wall over this.

lauries like gotten all rigid with the control issues. shes driving yvette nuts for one thing. one of these days shes going to snap and totally rip laurie a new one. which would be so awesome.

yeah. i love how people give me food and then stand there to wait for me to eat it. hello. i am not going to eat in front of you. lets compound my humiliation more there.

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To: [Stavros, Jennie]
From: [Rasputin, Illyana]
Subject: Do you ever think the gods are punishing us with the people they send to the mansion?

She definitely gets a free pass for turning those girls into dogs. Honestly, I don't know how you managed to keep your temper and not use your powers on them. So now I suppose our mission is simply to befriend her and harness her powers for our own devices.

Probably she is jealous of you because you are pretty, and she has a weird face. Also, you have excellent friends and she has Angelo. Dr. Phil would probably say that she is deluding herself and she needs to get real and get on with her life because fooling yourself just hurts everyone around you. For example she could get plastic surgery to take care of her face. And stop judging you for... what? Not sucking up to Miss Bus Driver of the Year? Really. And while we're on that subject, at least you don't drive a bus.

Laurie shouldn't be bossy. That's my job and I am much better suited for it because nobody thinks I'm thirteen. Also, do you think Yvette would really rip Laurie a new one? Wouldn't she get in trouble with Mr. Marko for the blood? I don't suppose there's a way to communicate to her that there are less messy ways of disposing of unwanted acquaintances.

Oh and by the way, you bet right in January and I owe you dinner because it didn't happen for once.

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to: [Illyana]
from: [Jennie]
subj: They came back! I have fingers! And toes! And working vocal cords!

I'm back! Look, I can use the shift key again!!!

(I may or may not have just done a cartwheel in the medlab when no one was looking, ahahahahaha)

Yeah, I've heard talk of her scheduling classes here. I think Madison and Whitney have hopefully learned something from this and I won't need to remind them in the future.

Meyowch. Working with her is that bad, huh? Like seriously, I'm just going to go back to ignoring her. She's over there, doing whatever it is that she does that is so important, and I'm over here doing my thing. Like, there's this idea that I'm a mean bitch, and I'm not. I like lots of people. I'm just not all HOMG I LURVE YOU ALLLL!1!!!!!!

I think it was more Yvette yelling at Laurie. Yvette should yell. It's good for the soul. Like, Laurie's got this idea that the world should be all heart and puppies and bunnies, and when it's not she gets all pissed off. It's like, no offense homeskillet, but the world is not a Disneyfest there. Unless of course you're talking about the Lion King with the patricide and stuff.

SWEET! Yes! Man, it didn't happen? I was totally just throwing caution into the wind there.

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To: [Stavros, Jennie]
From: [Rasputin, Illyana]
Subject: Congratulations on your return to form

I'm glad to see you can use the keyboard properly again. So at least it didn't last that long, although I'm sure it was long enough for you.

And working with Amanda is fine, mostly, but honestly, she has been at the root of some of the most inconvenient parts of my life, so is it any shock that I find her somewhat irritating? Like it's not bad enough that I got kidnapped to hell, I also have to put up with a "witch" who has something to say about everything. I don't even like witches. I don't go in for that whole naked-in-fields worshipping-strange-gods using-powers-to-make-a-nightlight thing, which I consider a strength of my character, personally. And she has the most appalling friends.

I find myself both relieved and disappointed that there will be no actual bloodshed. I approve of yelling, though. Though it is very tedious when people yell at me.

And yeah, somehow (although I don't know how) you were right. It had to happen eventually, I suppose.

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to: [Illyana]
from: [Jennie]

Oh yes. People were wondering why I got all hugely pissed off when they treated me as something less than human. Hello? Do we not remember what happened the week after prom? Obviously not.

Yeah, I can't imagine that can be fun for you on any level. And she's all "I'm a witch! lalalala!" I'm sorry, you're a mutant just like the rest of us. I mean, Wanda likes her, so I'm inclined to give her that. But really, I don't know about her.

I just tune 'em out most of the time. Unless it's someone I like. Then I'll pay attention.

I really don't know. I mean, if we were going to go off a pattern, all probabilty would state that it would happen like it always happens. It's totally thrown my graph off.