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To: [Stavros, Jennie]
From: [Rasputin, Illyana]
Subject: Reasons why you should ignore most of the people you live with


So, are you all right? I can't offer much aside from an email, but having read the journals I felt I should check in. Especially since you seemed to have had it out with two completely unworthy people - I mean, Amanda? It's too easy. There's some bible or television movie story or something like that about throwing stones. Did I ever tell you about how she convinced my brother I was a demon so he disowned me? Or when Jubilee slept with her stupid boyfriend and Amanda attacked her? And just recently she called me some very uncalled-for things. Somebody's a cow, but it's not you.

And anyway, Laurie's what, thirteen or something? Somewhere around that weird pointy girl's age. I admit I don't pay much attention to cheery people, but that's just because they irritate me beyond reason.

So do let me know if I can do anything, aside from offering cutting remarks whenever necessary. Hopefully soon you won't be a dog, and we can go for dinner and gossip maliciously about everyone we know.

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To: [Stavros, Jennie]
From: [Rasputin, Illyana]
Subject: Do you ever think the gods are punishing us with the people they send to the mansion?

She definitely gets a free pass for turning those girls into dogs. Honestly, I don't know how you managed to keep your temper and not use your powers on them. So now I suppose our mission is simply to befriend her and harness her powers for our own devices.

Probably she is jealous of you because you are pretty, and she has a weird face. Also, you have excellent friends and she has Angelo. Dr. Phil would probably say that she is deluding herself and she needs to get real and get on with her life because fooling yourself just hurts everyone around you. For example she could get plastic surgery to take care of her face. And stop judging you for... what? Not sucking up to Miss Bus Driver of the Year? Really. And while we're on that subject, at least you don't drive a bus.

Laurie shouldn't be bossy. That's my job and I am much better suited for it because nobody thinks I'm thirteen. Also, do you think Yvette would really rip Laurie a new one? Wouldn't she get in trouble with Mr. Marko for the blood? I don't suppose there's a way to communicate to her that there are less messy ways of disposing of unwanted acquaintances.

Oh and by the way, you bet right in January and I owe you dinner because it didn't happen for once.

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to: [Illyana]
from: [Jennie]
subj: They came back! I have fingers! And toes! And working vocal cords!

I'm back! Look, I can use the shift key again!!!

(I may or may not have just done a cartwheel in the medlab when no one was looking, ahahahahaha)

Yeah, I've heard talk of her scheduling classes here. I think Madison and Whitney have hopefully learned something from this and I won't need to remind them in the future.

Meyowch. Working with her is that bad, huh? Like seriously, I'm just going to go back to ignoring her. She's over there, doing whatever it is that she does that is so important, and I'm over here doing my thing. Like, there's this idea that I'm a mean bitch, and I'm not. I like lots of people. I'm just not all HOMG I LURVE YOU ALLLL!1!!!!!!

I think it was more Yvette yelling at Laurie. Yvette should yell. It's good for the soul. Like, Laurie's got this idea that the world should be all heart and puppies and bunnies, and when it's not she gets all pissed off. It's like, no offense homeskillet, but the world is not a Disneyfest there. Unless of course you're talking about the Lion King with the patricide and stuff.

SWEET! Yes! Man, it didn't happen? I was totally just throwing caution into the wind there.

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To: [Stavros, Jennie]
From: [Rasputin, Illyana]
Subject: Congratulations on your return to form

I'm glad to see you can use the keyboard properly again. So at least it didn't last that long, although I'm sure it was long enough for you.

And working with Amanda is fine, mostly, but honestly, she has been at the root of some of the most inconvenient parts of my life, so is it any shock that I find her somewhat irritating? Like it's not bad enough that I got kidnapped to hell, I also have to put up with a "witch" who has something to say about everything. I don't even like witches. I don't go in for that whole naked-in-fields worshipping-strange-gods using-powers-to-make-a-nightlight thing, which I consider a strength of my character, personally. And she has the most appalling friends.

I find myself both relieved and disappointed that there will be no actual bloodshed. I approve of yelling, though. Though it is very tedious when people yell at me.

And yeah, somehow (although I don't know how) you were right. It had to happen eventually, I suppose.

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to: [Illyana]
from: [Jennie]

Oh yes. People were wondering why I got all hugely pissed off when they treated me as something less than human. Hello? Do we not remember what happened the week after prom? Obviously not.

Yeah, I can't imagine that can be fun for you on any level. And she's all "I'm a witch! lalalala!" I'm sorry, you're a mutant just like the rest of us. I mean, Wanda likes her, so I'm inclined to give her that. But really, I don't know about her.

I just tune 'em out most of the time. Unless it's someone I like. Then I'll pay attention.

I really don't know. I mean, if we were going to go off a pattern, all probabilty would state that it would happen like it always happens. It's totally thrown my graph off.