E-Mail to Nori

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To: Nori
From: Kevin
Subject: Hey! You DO exist!

I just figured I'd say hi. I've been doing the work thing and the recluse thing and I haven't actually seen you around much. Figure since I'm at the stupid computer at the moment I might as well use it to say hi, right?

-kevin

Comments

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To: [Nori]
From: [Kevin]
Subject: Re: Hey! You DO exist!

Creepy? It's not creepy. The uniform is hot. I think it's 'cause you think of how well behaved schoolgirls are and...okay so it's creepy. But it's still hot.

The fact that stuff builds up and up and up until he finally says something is why I see an impending explosion. Most stuff doesn't really bother me. I could bring it up or not and it wouldn't matter much because most stuff I just let go. If it's really important I'll say something but to be honest most stuff that isn't related to "Don't do that unless you don't want your hand" isn't that important. he's just frustrating because I do all this stuff that apparently upsets him or annoys him or frustrates him and he doesn't say anything forever. Like he gets all upset if I'm not around but I've never been around. But then he doesn't say anything until WEEKS later. So what am I supposed to do? Just like dating a girl...

-Kevin

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To: [Kevin]
From: [Nori]
Subject: Re: Hey! You DO exist!

~Translated from Japanese~

It's particularly creepy if you've been the girl in the uniform. Trust me.

And yes, that is exactly like dating a girl. At least, if you have the misfortune to not be dating one with my brand of crazy. You just need to date someone willing to throw things at your head when you're being oblivious.

-Nori

~Translated from Japanese~

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To: [Nori]
From: [Kevin]
Subject: Re: Hey! You DO exist!

Luckily I will never have that problem since I'm not a girl and I don't wear skirts. Even if I'm in a weird enough mood to get Laurie to give me braided pigtails for prom.

I hate to say this, but yes. Yes I need to date someone who will throw things at my head when I'm oblivious. Or make giant signs and leave them on my door. Or, you know, not get all over emotional over stupid stuff maybe.

-Kevin

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To: [Kevin]
From: [Nori]
Subject: Re: Hey! You DO exist!

~Translated from Japanese~

Just as well. You'd look pretty fucking stupid in my school uniform.

Or all of the above? You're way too oblivious for somebody who's not direct enough.

-Nori

~Translated from Japanese~

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To: [Nori]
From: [Kevin]
Subject: Re: Hey! You DO exist!

Are you saying I'd be a bad drag queen? I think the hairy legs would work against me. And, you know, having muscle tone.

Hey! Okay, you have a point.

-Kevin

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To: [Kevin]
From: [Nori]
Subject: Re: Hey! You DO exist!

~Translated from Japanese~

So, what you're saying here is that I'm right, and I'm right. This is sensible, because I'm always right.

-Nori

~Translated from Japanese~

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

To: [Nori]
From: [Kevin]
Subject: Re: Hey! You DO exist!

Clearly the world is about to end.

-Kevin

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

To: [Kevin]
From: [Nori]
Subject: Re: Hey! You DO exist!

~Translated from Japanese~

You know what that right there is?

Justification for me to throw something at your head. I'd duck if I were you.

-Nori

~Translated from Japanese~

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To: [Nori]
From: [Kevin]
Subject: Re: Hey! You DO exist!

I'll be hiding now.

If you hold onto the urge to throw things at me tonight just try not to hit Cessily instead.

-Kevin