email to Kyle, Laurie
Aug. 27th, 2007 08:39 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
to: [Big Blonde Guy] [Little Blonde Girl]
from: [la raza]
subj: Mr. Marko's email.
OK. We have to coordinate stories. I do not like having my intestines spread all over the north lawn, and I do not care if you can grow yours back, Kyle.
We say it was Alex's dog that knocked it over. Kyle, you were trying to protect the poor dumb thing by saying it was an invisible student. Laurie you were just being ...uh, charming. I guess. We swore all the other students to secrecy. If one of them spills on us, there will be retribution.
Now. We need to find a way to fix the vase, say we were trying to protect Alex's dog by keeping it a secret. If the vase is fixed, no harm, no foul. Comprende?
-J
from: [la raza]
subj: Mr. Marko's email.
OK. We have to coordinate stories. I do not like having my intestines spread all over the north lawn, and I do not care if you can grow yours back, Kyle.
We say it was Alex's dog that knocked it over. Kyle, you were trying to protect the poor dumb thing by saying it was an invisible student. Laurie you were just being ...uh, charming. I guess. We swore all the other students to secrecy. If one of them spills on us, there will be retribution.
Now. We need to find a way to fix the vase, say we were trying to protect Alex's dog by keeping it a secret. If the vase is fixed, no harm, no foul. Comprende?
-J