Aug. 27th, 2007

[identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
to: [Big Blonde Guy] [Little Blonde Girl]
from: [la raza]

subj: Mr. Marko's email.

OK. We have to coordinate stories. I do not like having my intestines spread all over the north lawn, and I do not care if you can grow yours back, Kyle.

We say it was Alex's dog that knocked it over. Kyle, you were trying to protect the poor dumb thing by saying it was an invisible student. Laurie you were just being ...uh, charming. I guess. We swore all the other students to secrecy. If one of them spills on us, there will be retribution.

Now. We need to find a way to fix the vase, say we were trying to protect Alex's dog by keeping it a secret. If the vase is fixed, no harm, no foul. Comprende?

-J
[identity profile] x-cable.livejournal.com
To: [Lorna]
From: [Ian]
Subject: baby

Baby! Wait, I said that. He's really cute.

Ian
[identity profile] x-juggernaut.livejournal.com
To: [Collins, L.], [Gibney, K.], [Richter, J.]
From: [Marko, C.]
Subject: Broken vase

Consider this a pop quiz, and you only get one shot at the answer. It's okay, there's only one question, and this will cover 100% of your grade in Not Being Punted Into Orbit this semester:

1) The vase on the third floor landing was broken by:

a - an invisible student
b - Alex's dog
c - someone being an idiot and running around like a damn fool when they were specifically told not to be an idiot and run around like a damn fool.

Support your answer with a descriptive paragraph.

Papers are due by this afternoon.

~CM.

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